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My chest pains are back!
Zak T Duck Posted Mar 10, 2004
My gran used to swear by goose grease for all sorts of chest complaints, but as you're veggie I'm not sure mazola is as effective 
My chest pains are back!
Mu Beta Posted Mar 10, 2004
"alcohol is a good analgesic hon"
I think she'd be happy taking it orally.
B
My chest pains are back!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 10, 2004
I'm not going to say anything. I'm *not* going to say *anything*.
My chest pains are back!
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 10, 2004
But what other way is there to take alcohol? 
My chest pains are back!
Jamie Posted Mar 10, 2004
I can think of three offhand. All of them would probably kill you
My chest pains are back!
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 10, 2004
I saw Steve-O on Jackass take vodka intravenously, and I know it's irresponsible etc etc but hook me up! 
My chest pains are back!
Zak T Duck Posted Mar 10, 2004
Give Damien Hirst a call, he might be able to arrange for you to be pickled in a vat of the stuff. Of course you'd probably have to agree to being a modern art exhibit or be cut in half or something but there's always a flipside
My chest pains are back!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 10, 2004
Wouldn't be the first time a member of the SRG had ended up pickled... 
My chest pains are back!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 10, 2004
If I may return briefly to the subject line... are you feeling any better yet?
My chest pains are back!
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 10, 2004
Not doing too badly today, but still hard trying to get comfy at night
My chest pains are back!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 10, 2004
Right, back to the nonsense! *blows up a paper bag and bursts it*
My chest pains are back!
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 10, 2004
You nearly made me have an accident 
My chest pains are back!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 10, 2004
Sorry... I didn't see you were balanced precariously on the edge of a 42-foot high precipice, or else I wouldn't have done it...
My chest pains are back!
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 10, 2004
Just as well I only peed my knickers in that case!
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