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Hi there Philip
Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Started conversation Aug 16, 2001
and oink oink to the Elliots. I'm Granny Weatherwax, one of the Assistant Community Editors (ACEs) around here, we flit from space to space welcoming beings to the wonderful world of h2g2 so.....
WELCOME, pull up a comfy chair & have a 
or a 
or just a 
. There's a lot to read and to take part in here, to find out some of them click on http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A614747 .
After all that, if you have any questions, or just fancy a chat then either hit Reply (in 99% of cases it doesn't hit back) or click on my name at the top of this posting & leave a message for me & I'll get back to you. If I'm not about, feel free to chat with or ask any of my fellow ACEs, we get 
if no one talks to us!
Catch up with you soon
GW
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