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Posted Aug 10, 2001
Earth has many beautiful aspects. The green trees, the blue(ish or maybe grey) waters, the for-the-most-part non-toxic atmosphere. But one of the most beautiful things experienced by Earthlings is the School Summer Holiday. One of your best contributions to the universe, in fact.
And I am enjoying mine. Rising at lunch-time, lazing until tea-time, tele-watching until bedtime. A natural cycle any species could be proud of.
It also gives a young alien plenty of time to discover and contribute to a fine establishment, and no finer a place can be found than somewhere that let's you decorate the menu in slime.
So that is what I'm going to do. At least when I get back from my holiday in Gay Paris (pronouce in a French manner to prevent offence).
Life is sweet. Occasionally.
And hi there, Bullmastiff! Keep the side up while I'm gone, Buddy?
Best wishes and platypuses,
Vauxhall Vectra
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