h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome to the guide. I'm Dastardly, a guardian angel, which means it's my job to look after anyone who needs it.
Shortly you should get a visit from an ACE. These are the official friendly people, and they'll probably give you a whole lot of really useful links.
So, amateur that I am, I'll just give you some basic ones.

Here's the smiley page. Or you can click on any smiley in a forum and you'll get there.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A155909

Here's the Guide ML clinic. Guide ML is a bit like HTML. It isn't compulsory but it's handy to know.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/C801

Here's the newcomers page if you haven't already seen it.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Welcome-Newcomers

And this is from the man himself
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Welcome-DNA

Finally, the angels page
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A467606

If you need help or looking after feel free to ask me.
Dastardly (angel)