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How we feel right now.
Posted Sep 18, 2001
There's is no laughter when we think of what we've lost,
there is no quiet when we think of what might have been,
there is not anger just the thought of what must be,
It's not the time for jokes and bloody honey with the tea.
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Progress
Posted Aug 18, 2001
My article on insanity is taking shape. I have been overwhelmed with three or four contributions.
Soon I will be able to publish my "Definitive Guide To Insanity" and be rich.
I suspect that some of the people here are dancing to 4/5 time. (Must add that to my list of ephimisms)
Half of them are professors, the other half are computer operators and the other half are students.
This Clive The Flying Ostrich bears watching. He admits to not being an ostrich at all. Next he will say he can't fly either. Where are the days when an Englishman's word was his ostrich and you could always get a plumber out of bed even if he was Welsh?
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Researchmobile
Posted Aug 2, 2001
Right now I am perfecting the ultimate Researchmobile which is disguised as a Volkswagen Kombi Syncro (four wheel drive Microbus) which needs to be tweaked and improved (change to 15" wheels, change motor to one with 38% more power, continue installing the ultimate sound machine, add long range fuel tank etc) and send The Guide entries of travels and wonders seen.
Whilst this is taking place I am lurking in a marina disguised as a sailor ashore so no-one will suspect.
"Ahoy, avast and buckets of rum"
Dolphins abound in the bay, but so far none have spoken to me other than to look one cheekily in the eye and grin.
My towel is a blue and grey one with Quiksilver written on it in large friendly letters. I prefer pistachios to peanuts but one is then left with the problems of the shells.
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