h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Alrighty so, I'll write it here then:

Last night when I got there, about an hour late, Lee and Helen and Vicky were already completely off their heads! The three of them had apparently gone down to the loca asda to buy cigarettes so Lee could try them.

Silly child took one drag and basically gagged, and swears blind that she'll never do it again!

So, then Rawley goes "can I have a word then Liz?" and takes me upstairs and tells me that of late I had been looking "Mighty Fine" and that basically he fancies me. Not sure how to take this, I just sort of say: "thanks", and leave it at that.

Weurd shannanogans and much beer later, Dison, Lee and Helen are rolling about at the foot of the stairs, not far from orgy statous.

When most peeps ahd gone home (after the very ill Vicky incident) I being the soberist one of the lot of them, having only had 2 bottles, had to look after them all. I had to: stop Vicky from throwing darts at Rob, stop Alister pooring beer in the fish tank, spot the house from burning down when early morning pizza was made, look after Chris whilst he was being very ill again, clear up the mess when everyone repetedly spiled their drinks, wipe off the spit Helen kept aiming at me, tell Vicky that she had not, in fact, kissed Helen, stop Alister from trying to procriate with us all, tell Rob to get his head out of Vicky's muff and tell Helen and Vicky not to throw their knickers at Alister when he requested them to!

Soooo...there yo have it: the story in brief. Be afraid, be very afriad.

well i hope there a whole lotta love goin on, and i hope rob loves me because he keeps saying my christmas present is 'very nice' and i'll love it and we have to get divorced (i didn't know we were married, but hey) if i don't like it. i love him - needy much? hmmm?



yay!

so i hear it was all with the you having soberness and them not again. drunken fools, everyone is. and i'm sober too cos of it being the holidays and me being able to drive again. the stuff about pissed students is a falacy. i object.

love you,
kat xxx

And your alcohol tolerence level has increased!

yeah, interesting that one. i think it has, but then again i probably drank a lot more in the 6th form!

*ahem*

right, and the brilliant thing is...? it's christmas in 2 days and the bottles are piling up round the tree... for our parents. so no more increasing of anything (fnar fnar) this holiday then.

right, off to the pub... (or more precisely, the carol service)
love kat xx

yeah, interesting that one. i think it has, but then again i probably drank a lot more in the 6th form!

*ahem*

right, and the brilliant thing is...? it's christmas in 2 days and the bottles are piling up round the tree... for our parents. so no more increasing of anything (fnar fnar) this holiday then.

right, off to the pub... (or more precisely, the carol service)
**DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE**
love kat xx

wasn't supposed to post that twice. dammit. off to the carol service now - have to go warm up my vocal chords... and the rest of me as it's blummin cold out.

happy christmas to all and to all a good night!

love kathryn x

Yeah, why did you have to post that twice for the sake of the "don't drink and drive" thingy. I do fully agree with that, but still. Why?

It's very annoying how you can't delete stuff you didn't mean to post - I thought to myself, I thought, I'll just go back and add that bit, but apparently it had already posted the first one. Ho hum and grr.

I'm going to Lincoln for New Year! And they only have a radiator upstairs in the bathroom - looks like I'll be sleeping in the bath then!!!

hiya! no one loves me. no one at all. i need chocolatey endorphins - 2 weeks to go! arg, essay stress and no chocolate chip cookies (essential work item). goshdarnit.

k x

oh lord, i don't half write some silly stuff. h well, when its all gone to poo you can't blame me for being bitter, right?

k x