h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, Jaytee, if there's anything I want to know about you, I know where to come!

Anyway, enough chit chat.

*Fanfare* Hello and welcome to this The Guide. The low-fat, high fibre, sugar-free, low cholerstrol, unleaded and ozone friendly guide to the Galaxy. To your left you can see the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, Bournville and a small green lizard called Jeff who's particularly adept at card tricks and playing the Bazouki.

I am an ACE (Assistant Community Editor) and in such a capacity it is my duty to welcome newbies and hold their hands while they find their feet (a bizarre concept if ever there was one). A list of us can be found on my homepage which you can get to by clicking on my name, and should you have any problems in your time as a researcher, press the button in the panel above your head and one of our cabin crew will see to your every needs.

So, "where do I start", I hear you ask ... at least I assume that was you ... well by going for a wander you soon get to grips with what's going on. Listen in on conversations, see what other people have written about and add your tuppence worth. The minute you say anything someone is sure to come a-visiting.

The main thing though is to have fun, we all do in a warped delusional sort of way, and as I said, if you have any troubles just shout.

Cabin Doors to Manual.

Ekki