h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hello from limerick ireland the home of small caps and no full stops
so what are you doing with pet rats (yeach)

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Hiya!
What i do with my pet rats? Well, not too much. I tried to tie a hanky to them to find out if they can parachute, but they refused to jump out of the window. Aw, well, I spend money buying food, toys and whatever for them and let them ruin my furniture. My boyfriend and I thought about buying a cat to keep them entertained...

it is no good giving them the choice just drop them out the window and throw the hanky after them to see if they can make a parachute you have got to think beyond the obevious so what else is happening in your life

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it's my 24th birthday today, and I am going to get very drunk... for further info on things going on in my life, read my diary You won't find too many women who say that to you, take your chance!
Aw, well, I followed your advice- they couldn't. Got to buy new ratties from the money I get for my birthday!

ok so where is your diary hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

underneath my description, Dear! The real diary nobody will ever read- as long as I don't get paid for it! *lol*

thats a diary

well i hope the real one is better lol lmao

trust me, it is- but nobody should be allowed to read it under the age of 40

well then i should be able to read it so come on then and let me
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Tee- hee, Grandpa! Sorry. Okay then, come down and get it! Aw, well, you should learn German before, otherwise ye won't be able to read it...