h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Stephen,

Hello and welcome to this The Guide. The new and improved, low fat, low cholestrol, caffeine and lead free alternative to Crunchy Nut Cornflakes.

I am an ACE (Assistant Community Editor) and in such a capacity it is one of my many tasks to go scooting around welcoming newbies like yourself and undoubtedly confusing them until they dissolve into a pool of jelly. There are lots of us and should you ever get lost, stuck in rut, abducted by a militant pacifist group then we should be able to help. A list of us can be found on my homepage which you can reach by clicking on my name above.

So where to start? Well just going for a wander around is a good option. Join in on conversations or submit guide entries, or even peer-review other peoples entries - once you're known then people will come and visit you at home as it were so it's always a good idea to keep your homepage up to date.

As I said, if you do get stuck or have any questions just a raise a paw and one of us should be able to help ... if we can't we'll point you in the right direction (if we don't know which way that is we'll point you in any direction then skip the country ... .

Do enjoy and if you have any questions, let me know.

Ekki