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Nothing happened today
Posted Jul 9, 2001
Nothing at all happened today.
Really.
And there were NO penguins involved.
That's important.
No penguins at all.
None.
(Right?)
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My God, they've sunk my intro
Posted Jul 7, 2001
Mere minutes ago I found out my intro had been taken out. Apparently, I have already managed to offend someone, which must be a new record, especially for a nice good boy like meself. I am currently slightly disorriented by the magnitude of this disaster (especially since the person responsible seems to have welcomed me to the site - which is kind of weird), and think that I will go shave some cats to vent some of my frustrations
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Help! I'm Stuck!
Posted Jul 7, 2001
Well, I just realized I'm stuck on this stupid planet. Yeah, I know, all of you are but why be petty? I'm currently more concerned about myself. I realized I've actually been researching this hellhole for the past 22 years, without any real advancements. And no matter the amount of towels I buy, there seems to be no way of getting off in the near future.
Has anyone figured out a way (other than the corny hang yourself on some antennae on top of a tower method) to get outta this place and onto more interesting ones? I don't wannt be stuck researching here!
At any rate, for the time being I guess I should do humanity some good by contributing to the guide. First research subject: mongooses. Now, if I only knew what mongooses knew, I'd be off to find on
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Day 1: Wakeup Bucket
Posted Jul 7, 2001
Well, I'm damned if I know anything about what I'm doing now. I mean, I thought that the minute I became a full time researcher for the new guide, things would be clearer - I would have a Purpose, a Plan, but no. I still have no idea what I'm doing around here, on this planet. Guess I'll just have to go shoot myself now. Goodbye, silly buggered world
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