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Help! I'm Stuck!
Researcher CookyJar Started conversation Jul 7, 2001
Well, I just realized I'm stuck on this stupid planet. Yeah, I know, all of you are but why be petty? I'm currently more concerned about myself. I realized I've actually been researching this hellhole for the past 22 years, without any real advancements. And no matter the amount of towels I buy, there seems to be no way of getting off in the near future.
Has anyone figured out a way (other than the corny hang yourself on some antennae on top of a tower method) to get outta this place and onto more interesting ones? I don't wannt be stuck researching here!
At any rate, for the time being I guess I should do humanity some good by contributing to the guide. First research subject: mongooses. Now, if I only knew what mongooses knew, I'd be off to find on
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