h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why didn't I think of looking for you here sooner?
Driving around randomly shouting still doesn't work it seems...
How goes it P? Was thiking about you during all the crazy weather, hope you didnt fare too badly my friend.
Also Cornwall hasnt been right without you for the past couple of summers. x
Still no splif smiley? ...Damn

you know how to make an entrance don't you, no still no spliff smiley we do have some new ones though

I seem to remember driving round randomly shouting Peanut worked on the campsite once

It good to see you , sorry if you have emailed me, hotmail account is being a right pig to get into, [email protected] is an alternative if you like

We did ok in the flooding, being ones of the towns which is protected by taking out swathes of the countryside.

You know us southern wusses we have been taking advantage of the cheaper caravans in the October half term, gas fire, heating, indoor loo and a dongle.

Hiccup didn't even come last time, stayed at home and had the house to herself and friends Spiller and I pottered around archaeological sites, went on fruitless searches for sloes but enjoyed the walks, liked being at beach, not at all tempted to squiggle into wetsuits though. So not only wusses, old wusses!

So how is you?

It would be great to here news, here or email, I don't mind although can you send a mail so I have your addy

Not sure I want to know about your southern type encounters with bogs and dongles...
I'll send you a mail tomorrow dude. Lots I need to tell you about, and this is coming via my phone, no patience to send long messages on it! Will fire up the 'puter when I get a mo.
Thinking that if they did make a spliff smiley they might also produce a one too, or they could adapt the smiley badger to be a , and that would be bad. Or perhaps not... Keep the badgers away from cattle by sending them roaming around the UK's transportation network. Hmmm.

Oh no not a sniffer poor Spiller, he has never seen a in the wild and is forever hopeful that would put him right off

Looking forward to hearing from you

Check your inbox then Peanut. Be warned, I have written you an looooong mail, so seek sustenance before opening.

Oh and Sus says she was shouting your name today from Bridgwater services. Did you hear her?

Damnit, no I didn't hear her, wind must have been blowing the wrong direction

I had a in hand, have written equally long reply