h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Drifts in with a goody basket and a box. Business first.

Postures::haunt,haunt, haunt...EEEOOOoooOOOOooo::
rattle rattle Flicks the light switch for effect
CCCrreeeEEEKKK! ::Haunt..Haunt,haunt...::

There, now you've been haunted. I hear you got totally deaded once. what's the story?
who paid your bail? (checks her list of questions,) oh yeah...

How long before Englander figures out that, having been arrested for indecent behavior, your fingerprints are on file. I wiped off the ones in the truck, and the car drove into the lake, but what about the cheesecaking itself. did you leave anything there? not to mention hair and fibers, stuff like that...I keep waiting for that inspector cheeselumpo character to arrest you. I'm in it as well, but I'll probably just turn state's evidence on you, and get probation.

oh, well, he probably just got bored with the story line...

of course, you could be taping this conversation, to use against me...

I drove my sopwith into a mountain.

I still maintain I had right of way!!

Your haunting was very good . I'm really scared.

ly I thought you would be.
I came up with some goodies and dropped them off at the gala. you might want to check them out.

looks around suspiciously for the tape recorder...

mountain, huh? that had to hurt. Oh, well, (Speaks loudly, enunciating very clearly)

I don't really know anything about a drive-by cheesecaking, honest! I was 3,000 miles away at a UNICEF fundraiser at the time.

bye.

*speaks even louder*

Thats right!!

And I drove you there.

And I'm allergic to cheesecake.

ly laughter

When are you going to stop being a ghost and re-incarnate??

And what as??

I duuno when, but as for what, I'm torn between hellbitch and computer virus. any suggestions?

you could have a lot of fun with the medallion I gave you, and you don't always have to use it to escape falls...sometimes you could leave it at home, like the ballistic rubber chicken of annhililation.(I loved that.)

You don't strike me as a hellbitch or a virus.

I was thinking more along the lines of a Japanese supermonster like Godzilla or Mothra.

As for the medallion I'll use it when THEY least expect it!!

Generally though my motif is more total destruction rather than last minute escapes, Chaos, Carnage and Falling Down. Its all good.

I'm more 3 Stooges than Indiana Jones.

I like the old roadrunner cartoons. the rocket falls on the coyote, then explodes. Talk about overkill.

Wile E. Coyote is one of my favourite cartoon heroes.

His diehard attitude is an example to us all.

His pursuit of the Road Runner can be likened to the search for the Holy Grail (except the knights of the round table were a lot smarter)

Curse that Roadrunner.

dahlin', Wile E. Coyote is a Genius! he even has the sign that says so.

I saw a T-shirt once that had a picture of Wile E on it stirring a large vat that had roadrunner legs sticking out of it and the caption

"Beep beep now you B*****d"

viva el coyote!
If I ever do give up the ghost, I'm coming back as el coyote.

I just got back from the sewers, where <bb is putting togeather monster university.
why has RL been hell, buster? You O.K.now?
worried, what happened?

I've been running in RL and here, and just saw your post. sorry.

you O.K.?
Bud?
I'd like to start a fan club, but if you're sick or mad, I'll leave you be.

No, I'm okay.

The wife went down with pneumonia and a collapsed lung but she's okay now.

All a bit scary for a while though with ambulances and hospitals etc.

Still trying to catch up with the backlog

thinking of you, bud.

red dog's back! peace with the muses, truce with the cats. go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F51888?thread=140805&post=1306773#p1306773 hope you are o.k. at the buster household. thinking of you and your family.

e-mail red dog, something's up.