h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just thought i'd say Hi.

Hi.

hello

i don't think i've ever spoken to you before!

No you haven't. I was feeling bored (which isn't hard to do in Calmore/Totton) and thought I'd say hi to a random person.

thankyou!

*feels privalleged*

Totton as in very near Southampton kind of Totton?

how many others are there?

well, yidunno, there's places called the same thing all over the place

Is there?

well......yes.

but the only example i can think of right now is christchurch

but that's really hoopy it means we live really close!

i went to Totton on sunday to get my rats

You mean siberian hamsters.

I'm using my brothers id.

defiantely rats

the siberian hamsters were cure though

there's pigeons in the water tank.

are they swimming?

No they're dead.

PIG eons

oh

hang on. He doesn't actually say.
Although he does say that there are pigeons SWIMMING in the water tank suggesting that they are still alive.

allthough i didnt know pigeons swam

They're probabl;y dead then.

I'm going to see star wars tonight.

yipppppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

that's brilliat!

i'm not sure when i;m going to see it but i hope it's soon!

I'm not going now. They'rew was a slight porblem

oh

do you have any new plans?