h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Random Ravings eh! ... sounds cool

What about ...

99 Ice Cream ... with or without nuts?

Celery ... food or punishment?

cheers!

NUTS!! NUTS ON A 99!!! You jest of course
Tomato sauce on Beluga Caviar--- No Way
Asparagus tip sandwiches with salad cream--- Absolutely not

Why oh why oh why do people always think they can improve on perfection.

Just leave the nuts to the squirrels.

Would Delia change a combination that has delighted millions-- I think not.

Would Gary Rhodes mess with a British institution--- Well Probably but you cant have everything

KEEP YOUR NUTS TO YOURSELF


Celery-food or punishment

CELERY A word derived from the Greek SELLORRY meaning to hang heavy weights from ones earlobes

Changed by the French in 1761 to D`OOF CAELLEARY which is an anagram of REALLY ACE FOOD

Food or Punishment you now have the facts YOU decide

Thank you for your subjects
If you have opinions of your own please give them on the following:-

String or Rope Which has your vote?

The Aardvark--- WHY?

Wobbly Archer, I have recently founded a school of philosophical thought (Socio-Biological Economics) dedicated to answering the why questions -- understanding the reasons for things. I have just finished an article which I hope will be the first step in answering the question "why octopuses?"

Perhaps this may be of some help in answering your question "the aardvark -- why?"

-- David, who can also be expressed numerically