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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Started conversation Jun 22, 2001
If you've got so many pieces of 'useless' information, boy o boy have you come to the right place. One beings' 'useless' is another beings whole political manifesto!!
Welcome to h2g2, I'm Granny Weatherwax, one of the Assistant Community Editors (ACEs) around here, we zoom from space to space welcoming beings to h2g2 so.....
WELCOME, pick a comfy chair, kick off how ever many S***s you happen to be wearing, have a 
or a 
and settle down.
Some places you might want to visit are:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Askh2g2 to join in interesting conversations,
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/HowDoI to find the answers to nearly everything,
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Thepost our very own newspaper out every Thursday,
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Talk this is where you can find the excellent Abi's Community Activities and discover what's happening online and in Real Life.
After all that, if you have any questions, or just fancy a chat, then either hit Reply (in 99% of cases it doesn't hit back) or click on my name at the top of this posting and leave me a message. If I'm not about, please feel free to ask/chat with any of my fellow ACEs, we get 
if no one talks to us!!
Catch up with you soon
GW
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