h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Given your reception of my welcome, welcoming people obviously isn't your thing, so being an ACE would probably not be you cup of tea. (Sorry, ther's only coffee )

Ha ha jezza, i don't think people like your high and mighty stance on things so stop lecturing people and give people like me to help people out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stupid lanker!!!!!

That isn't high and mighty. That is simple, impartial advice.

I won't even start on your hair colour. That would be unprofessional. Insult's are just *so* last year, so other forum. Not h2g2. Please?!?!?

Sorry, stray apostrop'he.

We've already got a disaster on our hands- we're trying to sort out a total nutcase. Sorry if our welcome has been less than warm... but let me warn you. We're warning you. The Community will throttle you for flaming; people do indeed appreciate the advice and assistance of the aces, as you would find were you to look. Please realise that this is for your own good; anyone can contribute to the guide, but we remove the detractors as best as possible...

We only "lecture" people when they act like the {bleep} you seem to be acting like. Lots of exclamation points just make you look dumb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I think you noticed that.

Just a warning about what may happen... please, remain calm.

Don't panic,
--SmartGamer

Thanks for that, SmartGamer. Unfortunately, it looks as if labradude, whom I know in person, just signed up to annoy me, if you like, he had a 'one-night stand' with h2g2. I am going to try and encourage him, gently, to return as a responsible member of the community, at some point in the future.