h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi there ,

Just curious how many people you've stumbled into that have a problem with this lovely colour ?

I too would be interested to know!
- The Keeper of Green.

Pretty cool colour huh?
The colour of wine bottles, grass, the Jaguar racing team.
Some people think it brings bad luck.
Never understood this myself. Destroy all green intolerance I say.

Green is the colour of my birthstone, the gorgeous Emerald.
Most of my jewellery are emerald stones and jade is just fantastic.
I grew some green gladiolus last year, I hope they flower again this year.
I don't think I could live without this fantastic colour in my life.

>>>the thought of no green on this

We should certainly give thanks for this worshipful colour

Respect due.

We should start a campaign for more green smileys.
andjust is not good enough!
A smiley would be nice.

Yes indeed. More Green should be made available for all.

Oh no, just not a smiley. *Please*

The Green Spoon is symbolic of our struggle. Coming soon - pictures of the green spoon on the net.

What kind of spoon will you be using ?

It's a green, plastic, tea-spoon! And it scares my maths teacher for some unknown reason!

Its that irrational hatred of green I was talking about. Its everywhere. Perhaps we should start a help group for people challenged by the colour green ?

Go for it! Add a guide entry as a help centre for such people!

It didn't scare my mother though, did it! Mission not accomplished

Is it even possible to scare her?
Perhaps if I walked into the room with no clothes on and announced that I was pregnant that might have the right affect.

I've tried that. Doesn't work.

Oh well, she's invincible then. Good job she likes me!

Are you likely to walk in with nothing on??????

Nah, it's not worth it.