h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome... Well seeing as how i have just arrived today i don't suppose that i can actually welcome you, however if you ever stumble ito some place that i have been first i shall then extend a sincere and justified welcome.. I actually do not hail from manhatten, i but spend all my time there at work. i instead come from the forgotten cwsspool of a borough known as staten island. well hello fellow new traveler it has been a pleasure... enjoy your trip!!!

You know, I've been living in Manhattan all my life and I still tend to spell it "Manhatten" sometimes. Warped. Shall be brushed aside as a quirk, yes? Welcome to this place. Why should people be more like dogs?

WELL I THANKYOU FOR THE SPELLING CORRECTION FOR I AM BY FAR ONE OF THE WORST SPELLING WRITERS OF ALL TIME. HOWEEVER SHALL YOU MAKE A GRAMATICAL MISTAKE, I'LL BE THE FIRST ONE THERE TO CLEAN IT UP FOR YOU. AS FAR AS ACTING MORE LIKE DOGGIES GOES, I'D LOVE TO BE DUMB ENOUGH TO GO FETCH A STICK FOR HOURS ON END JUST CAUSE SOME GUY KEEPS THROWING IT. I THINK ENTIRELY WAY TO MUCH. BUT THAT IS JUST ME, AS FOR THE GENERAL POPULATION THE SHOULD ALL ACT MORE LIKE OUR FURRY LITLE CANINE FRIENDS FOR MANY REASONS, DOGS ARE LOYAL, USUALY FRIENDLY, AND NOT EXACTLY QUICK TO JUDGE (PROVIDED THEY PASS THE SNIFF TEST)THIS WAS THE MORE COMMICAL OF MY 2 TRUE FINDINGS ON THIS PLANET. AS FOR THE OTHER: GRAVITY REALLY DOES SUCK.... HAVE A GREAT DAY.

-Roja-

Dogs are really pure animals. I think it would be impossible for a human to attain that level of purity. Gravity sucks eh? Just like life sometimes. Much like a vacuum cleaner. Did you get it? I heard that somewhere. Forgotten where, though.