h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's only 4:24 in the afternoon where I am and the snow is coming down. Onmce i asked how it was there and you replied "dark"

Ah, no. It's but 9:42 PM at this very moment, rather a long time before time.. Incidentally, it's dark right now too - although it's not just /still/ dark from that long time ago when I first said it was so.

well my system clock seems to have stopped. I may have to reboot here to get it on the right time.

I see.
Can you not just reset the clock?

I tried that and every time I got the mouse near there it wouldn't click. I tried going down to settings and that didn't work either.
Funny thing is as soon as I disconnected from the internet the problem cleared up.

Well, that's odd.
What Operating System is it?
It's Windows, isn't it?
What version is it?
Don't tell me - it's 98. No? If not, my second guess would be that you're using Windows Millennium.

How wrong am I?