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Enlistment notice
random fat bird Started conversation Feb 7, 2002
To: Nessieoftheshorthair.
RE: Thingism enlistment drive.
Dear Sir/ Madam/ otherworldly lifeform..
It has been brought to the attention of the Clan Thing that you are due to be enlisted to the Thingite cause. As such, it is my duty to inform you, Nessieoftheshorthair, that you have been designated Grand High Food Taster to the Thingite Legions. As such, you are required to report to the uniforms thread to present yourself to the warlord, and also to be offically recognised by having your 
presented. There you may also gain a uniform of your own choice, and take part in any campaigns and silliness should you so wish. More information can be gleaned from other members of Clan Thing, most of whom are at some point present in one dimension or other of the uniforms and no no no threads.
Welcome.
eris, goddess, resident deity for the thingite cause.
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