h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What a cool site!

Why, thankyou Navigator!!

Why, thankyou Navigator!!

Anytime!
But now I have started thinking, (dangerous! but anyway), as compliments generally make people feel good maybe the guide should include a compliment generator, then when things seem to be going wrong, just connect for a compliment, like a mystic 8 ball only all good!
N

Wow...what an idea!!

I'll suggest it in the aceforum
I could do with a couple of compliments every once in a while...
I don't receive many ...

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LMFP(scfitu),KoRCS,ACEWFPFK

Ok then some random compliments!


Please choose most appropriate and file the others away for future use.

You have the wisdom of the ederly and the health and fitness of the young !

You look fiiiiiiine Today.

Your smile has brightened my day.

Have you done your hair differently? it looks grrrreat.

Is that a new Top ? It's cool.

You look very intelligent this morning.

Thanks for your help, I couldn't have done it without you.

Keep up the Good work.

Congratulations.


I hope one of the above is appropriate!

Remember to enjoy life,

N

Did you have a good holiday?

Now that's a gr8 idea! <~~~Hey, that's a comliament in itself! I'm making progress!
I must apologise to Ford for so rudely nicking her space for my social (h2g2) life but mine's so boring at the mo! I've been on holiday 2 long!
Anyway, here's an idea: What about a not panicking version!
I REALLY need 1 of them!
STRESS
I needed 1 of them earlier 2day when the neighbors cat chased ours up a tree! AAAAARRRGH!!!
This is what happened ~~>
My was wandering about and chasin' 's when a started chasin' her. They ran round a bit... and then the chased up a (not quite, but a tree anyhow!)I chased the off but was stuck up the ! So we got a (<~~~pooh!) and dragged her down. Poor litle ! We played 's + 's and she's all better now! What a story!
I want to the ! No, even better,
<~~~implying I want to hit it with a tree! well, not really, but I it!!!!! !!!
v. stressy! Wish they'd make a stress smiley! Then I could dot it around in a prettey pattern in this story!
Ah well, must be goin'
Zaphod

Now that's a gr8 idea! <~~~Hey, that's a comliament in itself! I'm making progress!
I must apologise to Ford for so rudely nicking her space for my social (h2g2) life but mine's so boring at the mo! I've been on holiday 2 long!
Anyway, here's an idea: What about a not panicking version!
I REALLY need 1 of them!
STRESS
I needed 1 of them earlier 2day when the neighbors cat chased ours up a tree! AAAAARRRGH!!!
This is what happened ~~>
My was wandering about and chasin' 's when a started chasin' her. They ran round a bit... and then the chased up a (not quite, but a tree anyhow!)I chased the off but was stuck up the ! So we got a (<~~~pooh!) and dragged her down. Poor litle ! We played 's + 's and she's all better now! What a story!
I want to the ! No, even better,
<~~~implying I want to hit it with a tree! well, not really, but I it!!!!! !!!
v. stressy! Wish they'd make a stress smiley! Then I could dot it around in a prettey pattern in this story!
Ah well, must be goin'
Zaphod

Now that's a gr8 idea! <~~~Hey, that's a comliament in itself! I'm making progress!
I must apologise to Ford for so rudely nicking her space for my social (h2g2) life but mine's so boring at the mo! I've been on holiday 2 long!
Anyway, here's an idea: What about a not panicking version!
I REALLY need 1 of them!
STRESS
I needed 1 of them earlier 2day when the neighbors cat chased ours up a tree! AAAAARRRGH!!!
This is what happened ~~>
My was wandering about and chasin' 's when a started chasin' her. They ran round a bit... and then the chased up a (not quite, but a tree anyhow!)I chased the off but was stuck up the ! So we got a (<~~~pooh!) and dragged her down. Poor litle ! We played 's + 's and she's all better now! What a story!
I want to the ! No, even better,
<~~~implying I want to hit it with a tree! well, not really, but I it!!!!! !!!
v. stressy! Wish they'd make a stress smiley! Then I could dot it around in a prettey pattern in this story!
Ah well, must be goin'
Zaphod

I've really mucked this up I often have this effect on things.
Am I 4 given?
Thanx!
Bye now!
Zaphod

P.S.
Perhaps I should sign off in a different way?
Zaphod

That's Ok, thought the first attempt was good, and they kept getting better, very close to Hyrogliphics (or however that may be spelt)

Hi again! I've !
I wonder if I could do that again @ this time of night! I doubt it! I have just realised that 1 of my heads is dead, or at least, is dead on the guide series! Don't Panic, It is due for a resussitation session on Betelguese soon! !
Anyway, the absence of little miss is explained by:
She is in the process of getting a wonderfully new hyper-tech spanking-new thing that does this: That's right, she's getting a new PC! So she needs 2 set it up + get rid of the old 1 and such!
Pretty cool anyhow!
And also her hol was fab! I have a piccy of her in space but I sunno how to put my piccys on h2g2!
Disney was v. cool aparently!
Anyway, as I say, I've been so I'm gonna go now!
Bye!
Zaphod!

P.S. U're now on a list of my friends on my page! Just thought u'd like 2 know!

Zaphod
I feel truly honoured to be listed on your page, thankyou, I hope that I prove worthy of such a lofty position. I mught just have to invest in a new towel and . I too have been , so will say farewell for now, glad little miss had a good holiday, say Hi from me.
N

Hi again! I'm afraid I've been abusing buttons again!!
Check out my conversation with Trillian 4 details!!!
I'm seeing little miss err, on Tuesday, I think. Which Tueday I don't know!
Going to a theme park with Trillian, Little Miss + Nikki, keeper of champagne, fizzy drinks and nightmare vampires (I think anyway!)
Can't wait!
Anyway, I'll say hi from u! She's , missin the internet, especially h2g2 @ the mo!
I'll say hi to everyone else as well, just 4 the sake of it + cos' I'm just like that!!!!
Just out of interest, do you get those little feelings inside that make you want to sing christmas carols and put up the round about this time of year? Both me and little miss do and it's really ! Is it just us?
Bye the way thanx 4 the ! I shall put it on my when I put it up next week! Just kidding!!!!
Bye
Zaphod!!!

Which theme park you going too?
I used to work at Chessington World of Adventures, it was great fun used to be loads of parties and stuff. Then the manager changed and it wasn't so much fun any more so I left. We used to get free tickets for Alton Towers and we got invited to a few parties over at Thorpe park as well.


now look what you started

Just remembered, I was talking to someone in the Seychelles earlier and in the background there was a film on TV and (English Dubbed into French)and they... were singing Christmas Carols - Spooky!
(that was why I asked what was on the telly at the time).

Zaphod (), I was just wandering around and I realised I hadn't told you that I think your site is pretty damn fine as well, If I wasn't so busy procrastinating I would like to add some movement and pictures to my page, one day!


(don't ask I don't know)

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes! You guessed it! LittleMiss is BACK IN TOWN!

I have missed h2g2 SO much
Zaphod...where'd u find that BLEEP smiley...could come in use
Navigator...thanks for all the compliments

Actually, I'm going away again on Thursday..to *puts on best Yorkshire accent* Ackworth in Pontefract *stops stupid Yorkshire accent* for a National Childrens Orchestra course (does it say anywhere on my space that I'm really 13.75 yrs old?)
BUT!
do not fear as I will once again return...at the beggining of term.
We now have our, as ZB put it, brand spanking new thing. (they call it a computer on earth, Fahran) but I'm in a net cafe now my parents just don't have the heart to see that some poor person like me needs to be on the internet 24/7 ...ok, maybe not, but you know what I mean.

Any way, with 248 new messages just in my another.com account... must dash!

Hello again!
and Welcome back, little miss!
Thanx 4 the compliament Navigator!!
If you want swirly things on u're page then ask little miss!!!! Not only does it bail me out of embarrassing myself at my incompetence But is will also be a lot nicer and prettier and it will actually work!!!! ! I know mine wouldn't if little miss hadn't been there!!!!!
Anyway, must dash!
Zaphod

By the way, that's a great idea, the cdouble that is!!!

Hello again!
and Welcome back, little miss!
Thanx 4 the compliament Navigator!!
If you want swirly things on u're page then ask little miss!!!! Not only does it bail me out of embarrassing myself at my incompetence But is will also be a lot nicer and prettier and it will actually work!!!! ! I know mine wouldn't if little miss hadn't been there!!!!!
Anyway, must dash!
Zaphod

By the way, that's a great idea, the cdouble that is!!!