h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Even as we squeak; the galaxy is contemplating new dark stars; fascist regimes are collapsing & the Age of A Curious is dawning.

It's FF's birthday today (Monday 15 Oct) so let's give her lots of lunacy & love stuff OK? Spread the word!

Here are some s for you FF; i know you like looking after assorted wildlife: start building cages & adding "pet psychotherapist" to your CV:






zdt

Weehoo! I love getting messages. I'm just taking a break from pretending to study so I decided to pop in here. It's not my birthday yet here though. It's only 8:41pm.

Thanks for the nice message though!

WoooHoooo!!!

Happy Burpday!!




Okay!!... Terri said this is a paaarrrttaaayyyy! .. Where's the ?





*drops the Matt in the corner with the coats*

Lil!

Ivan, dahhhling!

Have a couple of s and we can, once again, dance the Tango!



*hic*

Yes, we could!

*blows dust off gramophone and loads a new wax cylinder*

Did someone mention wax cylinders?

I'm into candle making at the moment & i was wondering if les Local Frogs would start giving me funny looks if i used a large green anatomically correct (except for size IMHO) vibrator as a mould. I reckon it would look lovely in the nice kitsch glass holder i bought the other day.

So: come on Lil & Ivan, let's get the paaarty going, i reckon some loud music is called for, but watch out if you're dancing, apparently FF's is vicious as hell & attacks ankles.

zdt

Well, I'm ready


Seems Ivan has better things to do

Right, off you trot then Auntie Lil; pick up thy Matt & search for pervs & super furry animals & funloving nutters, armadilloes, ham(p)sters & any other types you can track down.

Just think, you could tell all your newbies it's a Welcome paaarty for them & that if they read the small print, they will find it's obligatory to attend. They must bring a wax object & something to appease the

zdt

*strokes her Matt*


Evadne Cake has offered me a Badger for the Matt, what do you think?

I think that sounds like a wonderful idea & has potential to become a Hollywood Musical.

I think we'd better start auditioning now. Can we have Black Forest gateau & Honey badgers & Kilims; then we can capture Disney & Bollywood at the same time. Side order of refugees, violent animals & Nuns. It can't fail.

I reckon it's time to get 2legs involved. Then there's the "And it's the
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zdt

Oooh! Poiffick!

*hic*

Ok, I just got home and I have yet to eat dinner (10:08pm) so I'm just running through.

Sorry Lil, I had to go and do some of that w*rk stuff.

*slumps in corner with a stein of brandy*

*wraps Ivan up in the Matt*

This is just like the old dys when I lived with Matt... He was nowhere near as flexible as this, though.

Aaah.. My Matt is very soft and pliable..

A Very Happy Belated Birthday FF and many happy returns.

Thanks.