h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello!
What's up?
Can I join you?

Take care,
Dasha

Hello! Nice to meet you.

Hey! What's your name? I'm Dashenka from Ukraine..I want to be a translator!
Take care,

Dashenka

Most people on here just call me ff. I'm in Canada.

Hey Ff! Strange name...but I like it!

How are you? It's funny but today I've got a small present from Canada..Are you a native speaker?
Well, do you think we must squirt lemon juice in someone's eye only because we feel bad?

Take care,
Dasha

ff is just shorter than typing out fundamentallyflawed everytime!

What do you mean a "native speaker"?

Dear FF!
How are you?

By a native speaker I meant that your native language (mother tongue) is English...Am I right?

Take care,

Dasha

I'm good thanks. How are you?

And yes, English is my first (and only) language.

Cool! You must be a cool girl!

I'm good, thank you! Unfortunately I'm not a native speaker... That's why I'm here to improve my English..But why are you here? You don't need to make your English better! Do you help others?

My native language is Ukrainian. I also speak Russian, a bit German..and a little English.

Dasha

I'm not sure I follow... What do you mean why am I here?

I know a tiny bit of French (Quebec French that is).

Dear Ff,

I mean this website is for people who want to improve their English, whose English is not a native language..But I think it's great that you're here...You can help a lot of people here!

By the way, can you improve your French here?

Take care, honey!

Dasha

By this website do you mean h2g2? I'm confused.

Yes, I do mean H2g2!
Dasha

Ah, well as far as I know the website is a research site first. Although I'm sure it can help improve your English!

Yes, it can!
Take care,

Dasha...

Hi Ff!

How are you? Sorry if I'm bothering you..You are the only one from Canada I know...

What is your job? I'm going to be a translator...I'm still a student..

Catch you later,

Dasha

No problem! You're definitely not bothering me.

I'm a student as well. I'm studying anthropology and psychology.

Thank you, Dear Ff! You are so smart!
I'm going to be a translator, so I study at the university of foreign languages..I'm 21 years old.

Hope to catch you later!
D

I'm 20 years old for the next two months.