h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

.....being an only child; are becoming apparent!!!!

zdt

Indeed! See what I have to put up with?

Mum's an only child. She used to envy orphans, but got seriously annoyed whenever I expressed a similar view. Can't think why.

Hello!

I think my mom would be annoyed if I envied orphans, but then she did tell me that I am the anti-christ so maybe not.

You are a saint & shall recieve 72 of whatever you fancy in the afterlife. Meanwhile i suggest some sort of holding cage & withdrawal of food containing E numbers.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6634071.stm

zdt

Indeed.

72 eh? I don't think there are that many...

ooh, i am an orphaned only child! Do i get a special award?

*No, i do not want 72 virgins, thank you very much!*

zdt

Oooo, apparently I get the award for Best Baby Impression.

Best baby what?

zdt

Human. Apparently if I hold him and do a baby crying impression my brother can't tell which of us it is.

I can do very convincing& impressions. I should add that to my CV really.

zdt

If you can do and you can probably do baby!

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Is this big bro or younger one you are holding?

*Worries slightly about this family*

zdt

Holding baby. Little brother can't tell difference.

Hey are you around right now?

zdt

Eye see you!