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Things can
Posted Jun 22, 2004
The next person to tell me things can only get better is going to get a punch in the mouth. Kinda sums that up, don't you think?
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thetruthdottk
Posted Jun 3, 2002
Since no one is listening, I've decided to create my own podium.
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double you double you double you presleythedog dot com
Posted Jan 9, 2002
So, 2002 eh? Anyone got a marker pen so's I can change a previous Christmas present t-shirt from 01 01 01? I don't know but wearing it makes me feel rather unfashionable somehow, er, man, dig.
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Sunshine in a bag
Posted Jun 5, 2001
Well thank goodness I've cheered up a bit. Gosh! How did he do it? (I hear you scream) Well, basically, I managed to make everyone else around me miserable, I find that often helps to make life smell an awful lot better. It's similar to when your Mothers (or fathers... or guardians) used to tell you to eat your veg as there are people starving in Bangaladesh (don't know why Bangaladesh, there are people starving all over the World, come to think of it, I'm a bit peckish now). Eating sprouts seemed, at the time, to be a better alternative to starving in a far off country and they were duly chewed (well that and the threat of going to bed, missing Joe 90 on telly and having them served up, cold, at the next family meal. The same goes for being miserable, if there's someone worse off than you, it gives you that guilty feeling and socks are finally restored to the up position. A tip, however, is that if you can't find anyone more miserable than yourself at any given time, change it! MAKE them more depressed and suddenly, Bob's your uncle (or in mei case me Dad) and the World becomes a rosier place!
That and the fact that the weather has been rubbish, an absolute boon for us hay fever sufferers (see A569180 Postcard from an Alien on Hayfever and PMS).
Ah Life, can't live without it!
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Well I Guess that about wraps it up for interesting
Posted May 23, 2001
I've dcided that it's about time I started writing to myself since no one else finds my life interesting either... at least I can pretend!
The burning question of the hour is "Should I stay or should I go?". More correctly this should read "When can I leave Germany and do I really want to go back to Blighty or should I go somewhere more interesting (there's that word again!)?". Unfortunately The Clash didn't write a song called "When can I leave Germany and do I really want to go back to Blighty or should I go somewhere more interesting", so I'll leave it at the previous question.
I used to love living in Brighton, why did I ever leave? The "California of England", rather a grand title and perhaps somewhat of an exaggerration (exactly how many r's & g's I never know) but a whole bunch of fun is what it was. OK, so I was poor and my love life was down the toilet but I was happy.
Now my poor (in a different sense to that above) wife is solely responsible for my happiness... Heck! This is turning into a dirge and I promised myself a dearth of dirges... anyroadup, I need some suggestions, right now nearly anywhere will do!
Four days off now, I wish the blinking sun (no, not a specifically German phenomenon, just being polite) would go in, the heavens open and allow me to miserable in peace!
Meanwhile I shall have to post some rantings to distract meiself...
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