h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You mean you're not a FROG? You're a plant life thingy??

Hey! Enough of the thingy. If it weren't for green things like me there'd never have been green things like you.
You new around here? How d'you like it>?

Hmm, you may have a point there. This is my 6th day here, I think. Nice place. Not enough frogs here though. I need some disciples to worship me, I was thinking you'd be game.

But you're a plant life THINGY!!!!!!

On your knees, amphibian.

Oh Holy frogbit,

We are not worthy, don't mind the Frog, it suffers from dillusions of grandthingy and thinks the pond it occupies is the whole world and knows nothing of species or genus. It believes flies to be fast food and that being wet all the time is proof of sentience.

It is truly a thingy oh great frogbit, and cannot imagine itself to be anything other. Let it croak.

AAARGH!!! Not with the thing again!!

Our Mother told us we mustn't distress the wildlife.

Sorry Froggy You are favoured by the Deity "Frogbit".

We must repent and seek forgiveness. And then ask you something we've never wanted to experience personaly, but remain curious about............. what do flies taste like????

Like chicken, only crunchier.

Sue+Art = Stuart!! (rolling eyes at unbelievably lame joke)

We thought there may be a "Crunchy" aspect to them.

When we've seen wild life Docu's and there's a Camelian, there is always this exoskelatel crunch when it's jaws close on a fly.

Wonder if they ever bite their own tongues?, Camelians that is.