h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Heeeeeellllllooooooo!!!!!

Hmmmmmmmm?*blinks*



Where am I ?

I don't recall ever being in this place.

*scans the area,cautiously*

CYBERHUMAN was that you calling in here?
It sounded like him.

Waits.

*pops out from behind her* Ta-daa! It's me alright!

*CYBERHUMAN pops out from behind her* Ta-daa! It's definitely me!

You startled me!
Pleased to see you though.
I had a little nap. I recalled that I was taking your advice regarding relaxation and I just popped off as quick as that!
I didn't know you had mesmerizing powers!

Only there's no limit to my powers! Glad you liked the surprise. Hope you had a nice nap...

Yes! Thank you.
Speaking of naps...
Shouldn't you be recharging fairly soon
?
Oh,and let me know about your guide entry you've been working on sometime,will you?

I've finished the guide entry if you want to read it. And I don't need recharging just yet.

I'd love to give it a read!

I'm still tending to the whims of the Croats until tomorrow.
After I get some food in them they'll calm down and I can put them in their cages.

I'm not quite awake yet!

I mean, kindly see them to their sleeping chambers.
They have a very early flight out in the morning.

I hope they have a nice flight home.

They're actually flying off to Italy where they are performing a concert with an orchestra in Venezia!
Sigh.
I wish I were going with them!
Although, being in Calfornia's not all that bad

However, something in the water here apparently has affected my ability to spell the name of this state.

Puzzling, but true!

I make a few typing errors every now and then but it's just because I'm typing so fast that sometimes I miss the appropriate key or strike a different one!

But your spelling is really good.

Actually, I've been typing while roasting some animal flesh and stirring a hot bubbling pot of something on the stove.
If the Croats demand meat,I must oblige.
I can't have them turning on me in the night.
Certain precautions are involved when having more than one of them as guests.So far, they've been docile little dearies and I want things to stay that way before morning. So toss them the meat I will!
Are you near recharging time yet?

Umm, I will need recharging soon... Have Maths coursework to get done tomorrow... nooooo.... I hate Maths! It's my weakest subject!

I've always been willfully abysmal with Maths. My poor instructors did every thing they could just to get me through to each required level.
Maths.
I keep my distance as a rule.Life goes swimmingly well when I abide by it.

They are eyeing me meaningfully. I must give them meat or...?

Have a peaceful recharge and sweet dreams and I'll either check up on you during the early morning or catch up with you during the day!

Nighty night!

Goodnight! Sweet dreams yourself! Been a pleasure talking to you, you wonderful person!

Hello CYBERHUMAN!

Yes,I'm over here!
In the midst of our "dinner celebration" on the other thread, I heard a loud *clunk* in my kitchen !
I went over to investigate and I heard a terrible yowling sound near my fridge!
It was my cat,Kibby, and she had fallen off of the top and got stuck behind the fridge.
She wasn't terribly happy, but unhurt.
I don't know what makes cats do suchoutlandish things. I'm never bored with her antics, though!
So glad you're doing better tonight(last I checked it was morn for you).
All of these cats using up their nine lives tonight...
Please stay out of trouble will you all?
You may or may not be recharging by now but I just wanted you to know that I wish you a peaceful night's rest and will check up on you tomorrow! Goodnight dear (*debonair,too*) friend!
Sweet dreams!

Awww, I hope your cat is okay and has suffered no long-term physical or psychological damage! I'm sure it will be fine, cats are very resilient creatures. I love cats and I prefer them to dogs, but that may be because I've grown up around cats my whole life and have never owned a dog, but I think they are truly remarkable and intelligent animals. I also love their sense of style, dignity and their "I'll do whatever I like when I like" attitude.

I have three cats of my very own. I have one big fat one who is called Eddie and is a dark brown tabby, one very short and slim cat who is called Willow and is a pale grey tabby, and one average-sized cat who is called Anya and is also a pale grey tabby (Willow and Anya are sisters). Eddie sits around all day and eats a lot, which is why he's rather fat, and Anya is very eccentric, often running from one side of the room to the next for no obvious reason, and sometimes running in circles chasing her own tail.

Willow however, is an extremely intelligent and sophisticated cat. She is very independent and feisty, having her own unique sense of style and always having a purpose to where she goes. There's no telling Willow what to do! She'll wind you up deliberately until you give in and then she decides she doesn't want what she's been asking for! She's my favourite of all my three cats.

I did have a short and slim black cat called Henry but he was killed in June 2003.

Good evening CYBERHUMAN!

How has your Friday been for you? Mine is still in the formative state.

I'm in Malibu waiting for my voice teacher to start our weekly session.
He's late, still torturing some poor tenor in the studio. I'm next in the dungeon of doom. So while I wait, I'm warming up the chords by humming arias and getting in touch with you.

Sorry to hear about your cat, Henry. There is undeniably an unbreakable bond of the heart with our pets and life is enriched by the gift of their existence.
Your three present cats sound like quite some characters. Hmmm. Anya and Willow. Sounds vaguely Buffy influenced. Hmmm.(still warming up the chords)
Kibby(aka Kibbs,Kibber,etc.) is a white with grey,golden and black tabby spotted(ring-striped tail) 7 year old female. She thinks I am fair prey and stalks and pounces on me constantly. She can play fetch and return with balls for hours. I have taught her to wink and she has taught me to yawn on command.
I am still trying to teach her the hokey-pokey.

Oh here comes the maestro...see you later on!