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There's no such thing as paranoia
St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted Jun 13, 2001
*twichingfromparanoialookingsuspisiouslysmileyface*
is this a setup?
There's no such thing as paranoia
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 13, 2001
You are still following me.
and so are you.
and that goes for you as well.
You, over there in the corner with the dark glasses and poorly conceiled gun, you have been following me all day.
hang on, I think I am following me as well..
strange.
dark glasses.
faulse moustache
faulse beard.
Wig.
hat.
boots with 2 inch heal to adjust height.
faulse vulcan-like ears.
someones elses clothes.
I will make it out of this building if its the last thing I
**BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
Oh,
There's no such thing as paranoia
Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again Posted Jun 13, 2001
Hey....you with the 2 Legs!
Stop walking in front of me all the time!
That's annoying! 
There's no such thing as paranoia
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 13, 2001
sorry 
but I have just been shot by the strange alien with the dark glasses.
There's no such thing as paranoia
Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again Posted Jun 13, 2001
Oh...Floh!
So it's THE government.
Cute. I work for THE company. 
There's no such thing as paranoia
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 13, 2001
It is the alians that are after me! alian alian alian alian alian alian FBI CIA alian alian dark glasses alian alian alian alian alian alaian alian alian alian alian::
Probably the same alian that got Mr Blair ellected, and was involved in the death of Kennady.
There's no such thing as paranoia
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 13, 2001
It is the alians that are after me! alian alian alian alian alian alian FBI CIA alian alian dark glasses alian alian alian alian alian alaian alian alian alian alian::
Probably the same alian that got Mr Blair ellected, and was involved in the death of Kennady.
There's no such thing as paranoia
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 13, 2001
It is the alians that are after me! alian alian alian alian alian alian FBI CIA alian alian dark glasses alian alian alian alian alian alaian alian alian alian alian::
Probably the same alian that got Mr Blair ellected, and was involved in the death of Kennady.
There's no such thing as paranoia
St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted Jun 14, 2001
2legs... stay !
-somebody give 2legs her hash-
!
*passes hash- to 2legs*
Are THE ok now?
There's no such thing as paranoia
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 14, 2001
* Inhale *
* inhale *
"thats better, the screaming in my head has subsided to a low whiimper!" 
Hash- less thatn 1.5 HRS till I get my new super wizz laptop hopefully this laptop will not have been bugged by the government, cause that is what they did to my current one::
One day I will be able to sleep::
or even go outside again.
There's no such thing as paranoia
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 14, 2001
voice voices voice voice voices voice voices
listening listen listen
hide hide hide
be very afraid..
There's no such thing as paranoia
St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted Jun 15, 2001
... 
...they are after me!
...soon they will catch me...
oh God don't let them catch me...
somebody help
2legs.... Heeeeelp!
There's no such thing as paranoia
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 15, 2001
*2legs to the rescue*
With all that puffing you must need another hash-*
hands it over*
*Kills aliens, government men and strange people*
Better?
?
There's no such thing as paranoia
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 16, 2001
They are comeing to take me away.
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- 41: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (Jun 13, 2001)
- 42: Floh Fortuneswell (Jun 13, 2001)
- 43: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (Jun 13, 2001)
- 44: Floh Fortuneswell (Jun 13, 2001)
- 45: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 13, 2001)
- 46: Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again (Jun 13, 2001)
- 47: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 13, 2001)
- 48: Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again (Jun 13, 2001)
- 49: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 13, 2001)
- 50: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 13, 2001)
- 51: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 13, 2001)
- 52: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (Jun 14, 2001)
- 53: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 14, 2001)
- 54: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (Jun 14, 2001)
- 55: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 14, 2001)
- 56: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (Jun 15, 2001)
- 57: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 15, 2001)
- 58: Floh Fortuneswell (Jun 16, 2001)
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- 60: Floh Fortuneswell (Jun 16, 2001)
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