h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

H'llo there, nice to see some more people on frog, even if it does mean more blog

Do you have a tree yet? we're making a map.

I have just planted it, we´ll have to wait about a century.

That's my favourite toast

"Ich wünsche Euch einen Sarg aus hundertjährigen Eichen die heute gepflanzt werden"

What kind is it? We can put it in as Edddie's sapling.

A sequoia.

That's a nice change from everyone's willows!

Well, I´ll have the penalty of waiting some millenia until my tre is ready with growing.

But you will have a great view eventually!

Yes, yes.

Meanwhile, you can become our resident groundskeeper - it's not much work, as we'Re keeping it all natural.

So how's life? You ought to be on vacation, right?

Yes, I currently don´t have to go to school, but in a week... *shudders*

Only a week!

I have a whole month to go!

You lucky!

Yes, I'm old But I do have a *lot* of work during vacation, I have 5 exams yet to come!

And if I may say so, your English is very good, I tutor quite a few people your age (makes me sound *ancient* - sorry) and they're all miserable at it...

If only the graduating class had been at your level! Seriously!

Do you want anything from me?