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digitol_dezire Started conversation Feb 20, 2003
What do you call a man with no feet?
Neil
What do you call a swimmer with no arms or legs?
Bob
What do you call an old man with too much fore-skin?
Graham
What do you call a really small woman?
Dot
What do you call an epileptic with bad eyesight?
Popeye
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What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug
What do you call a man without a spade in his head?
Douglas
What do you call a man with badly damaged legs?
Rodney
What do you call a woman who drinks too much coffee?
Cathy
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff
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What do you call with a car on his head?
Jack
What do you call a man in a bush?
Russell
What do you call a man who comes through your letterbox? ?
Bill
What do you call a man who comes through a student letterbox?
Grant
What do you call a man pouring water into a jug?
Phil
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What do you call a man with a raincoat
Mac
What do you call a man with a large raincoat
Big Mac
What do you call a man with lots of raincoats
Max
What do you call a man with two raincoats in a cemetery?
Max Bygraves!
What do you call someone drilling holes in a piece of wood?
Boring
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Two Aerials meet on a roof fall in love get
Married the ceremony was rubbish
but the Reception was Brilliant.
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What do Eskimos get if they sit on the ice for too long?
Polaroids
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What's pink, wrinkly and smells of wee.
Old people
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What's big and white and sits at the end of the bed
taking the p|ss out of old people?
A dialysis machine
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Two cannibals eating a victim. One says to the other
'How are you doing?',
he replies 'I'm having a ball!'
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Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry
growing out of his arss.
Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it'
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A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only
clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
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Whats green and yellow and goes red at the
flick of a switch?
A frog in a liquidizer.
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What have Rolex watches got in common
with David Beckham?
They both come in a Posh box.
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