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Pwease, sir.....
stupidgirl,notanace,possiblyathree (Keeper of thingummies, wotsits and oojamerflips) Started conversation Apr 25, 2001
Hiya, if you'd like to become my favourite hero-type-person you could please infiltrate my boss's office and render her temporarily incapable of speech...
Welcome to h2g2!!! It's great fun, mate, and there's loads to do...Get posting, that's your best bet!
....Ooops, just burnt the chicken nuggets....but hey, I like burnt food....
stoop, passes by and stretches out the hand of welcome.... and holds up a welcome 
Pwease, sir.....
Starman Jones Posted Apr 26, 2001
Thats great and all, but there only one problem, wheres my money? I don't really want to be anyones "super-hero-type-person" anyway just give me half my money now and the other half later(just so you know I get the job done right). So $$$$$?
Pwease, sir.....
stupidgirl,notanace,possiblyathree (Keeper of thingummies, wotsits and oojamerflips) Posted Apr 27, 2001
Oh bugger, I'd thought you'd do it from the love of your heart...
....O.k, how much???
Pwease, sir.....
Starman Jones Posted Apr 28, 2001
In all, 50,000$, but like most people you don't want to pay that much all at once, you want to see results before you pay up. 25,000$ now, 25,000$ when I get the job done. I recomend, if I don't carry out my job(death, capured, ect, ect...) you leave this part of the universe and never come back(god forbid any of this would happen). When you give me the money, I still suggest you leave this part of the universe, go visit friends or family just so you have the best alibi money can buy incase the 'pigs' or mob comes callin'. I'll deal with them, trust me. I'll only contact you if needed. Lastly don't tell anyone the real reason you visting(I hope you already knew that) and DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT ME!!! If you do, you'll never wish you heard the name Starman Jones! Pay in cash with non-traceable call numbers. No checks, No credit cards, and no I.O.U's. I must see the frist cut of the money in the next 48 hours or I don't take your mission.
-S.J. cc
Pwease, sir.....
stupidgirl,notanace,possiblyathree (Keeper of thingummies, wotsits and oojamerflips) Posted Apr 28, 2001
*too broke to pay that much*
...When I get my raise I'll be able to pay you??? *looks hopeful*
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Starman Jones Posted Apr 28, 2001
-very doutful- ......Well......Fine!!-reluctently-. -very mad now- I'll bend the rules for you just this once, ONLY if you become my partner in crime, a business associate, if you will. You don't have to pay me at all, you'll just work off the duet doing odd jobs for me. If you agree, I expect an answer with in the next 48 hours. -begins to walk away, then turns- oh, and if you tell anyone about you not having to pay me, like always, little make it so no ones ever heard of you. -walks away into the fog and vanishes-
S.J c.c.
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- 1: stupidgirl,notanace,possiblyathree (Keeper of thingummies, wotsits and oojamerflips) (Apr 25, 2001)
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- 3: stupidgirl,notanace,possiblyathree (Keeper of thingummies, wotsits and oojamerflips) (Apr 27, 2001)
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