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Fish and the art of zen
Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Started conversation Oct 1, 2001
I have been meditating on top of a rock for a while now and I can't work out the intrinsic connection between the Queen mothers toenail clippings being stored in Leamington Spa and the rise in death by strangulation in the eel population of the river Trent but I am starting to be blessed with knowledge of fish and the art of zen.
Please feel free to talk to me of this or any other matter.
Fish and the art of zen
Yael Smith Posted Oct 2, 2001
Hi! Me again... 
My feance'e asks why does he get the urge to cook cows. What say you?
Fish and the art of zen
Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Oct 2, 2001
Everyone one must once in their life, relieve their desires for evil by the mutilation of cattle. I can see that napalm is the way forward.
Fish and the art of zen
Yael Smith Posted Oct 2, 2001
He's happy with the answer, but demands to know why's napalm so bl**dy expensive.
Fish and the art of zen
Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Oct 3, 2001
Well you have to get it on the black market but we do have the recipe if you are interested. Plus it was all the rage last season (and most of the latent aggresion to) and is now starting to go out of fashion. God knows why but some people have no taste.
Fish and the art of zen
Yael Smith Posted Oct 3, 2001
I agree completely. People these days won't recognise a good explosive if it blew up in their faces, never mind a descent napalm!
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Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Nov 12, 2001
I remember the days when I used to have baths in the stuff. And before that, I used to shave with agent orange.
Fish and the art of zen
Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Nov 15, 2001
I have have not vanished, merely aquired a more zen like love for everything by the use of cadbury's fudge bar. The last few days I have consumed the entire canteen stock of fudge on my path to enlightenment. It is a very enjoyable path when done with fudge.
Fish and the art of zen
Yael Smith Posted Nov 15, 2001
Ooh!
Fudge...
So are you enlighted now?
What sort of light shines out of enlighted people?
Fish and the art of zen
Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Nov 18, 2001
... that sort of bluish-white kind of heavenly glow.
Fish and the art of zen
Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Nov 19, 2001
Ohmmmmmmm... 
Fish and the art of zen
Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Nov 19, 2001
I've just found out that the NSA(national security agency(the one that us government didn't admit existed until a few years ago) website has a kids page. Check it out at [URL Removed by Moderator]
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Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Jan 17, 2002
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