h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

For the mere sum of $42,000.00 (American) I, Pandora, will
"give" you enough*ANTI*-Hootoo Love Potion #9 to last your entire natural lifetime and beyond!

It has come to my rather low attention span that several Hikers have met AND married, or are still 'not-yet-be-weds'...swiftly moving toward the 'knot tying' event!

Buy it now! Before it's too late!

LOOKOUT!

Send unmarked bills in a plain envelope to Pandora, b.a.t.

/discalimer: may cause male pattern baldness, weight gain, fits of crying and or but not limited to heart problems including death.
as with any new drug, talk to your doctor or pharmacisit before taking./

#9? The first 8 not work then?

I'd take some, but I'm broke, apart from these , will they do? If not, I guess I'll just have to risk the lurve

Clare.

All is not lost!
POOF~ ~~~
...*hands Clare Anti-Love Potion #8 1/2...*
Actually, it was the first sixteen and a half that I had a
bit-o-trouble with.
That said. # 8 1/2 still makes you smell like somethin' good to eat! Cheers
...Don't worry, this'll wear off sooner or later. And you'll smell like skittles.

Bet its made from Hootoo s



REBs

is NOT! It's made from oranges, eye of newt, heart of wolf and...OHMYHELL!!! ...*reads tag after the Knight's moniker...*Nothing personal, you know.~~~

Oh, by and by REB, are your dirty deeds done dirt cheap<?>