h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks for the entertaining read ....why do ya need a 38 when ya got ya dog...hahaha
oh im MAC from scotland.....

Hello Mac! Nice to be meeting you! I jussss love meeting people. Here, take the rocker nearest the hearth and I'll explain.

You see, I was nearly attacked in a parking lot one evening after getting sloshed, er, I mean having a wee nip.*ahem* And when the fellow grabbed me, my doberman leaped from the car and got between us. The man pulled out a gun!...I was wearing a coat & placed my hand into the pocket (saw that on American TV ) and acted as though I had a gun too!
I said, "Go ahead, shoot my dog, while your shooting my dog, I'll be shooting you. Tomorrow I'll go buy another dog and your mother can buy another son."
He ran off screaming something about me being crazy or sumthin'.

Glad you enjoyed my page...Something about 'words'...they just tumble outta' me like they were words or somthing.

hahahahaha.........a bet yer glad yer dog cant read......hahahaha
or understand wot ye were sayin at the time....hahahahaha...pleased t meet u aswell

Actually, 'Jake The Snake' did know what I was saying...we'd worked it out before.

You may as well know from the get go...I'm not one of those...'hides her head under the covers when something goes bump in the night' types...I'm the kind to put on a dark cape and sneek up on the bugger from the other way.
Something about an angrey woman with a gun...

sO WOT YER SAYIN IS DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE GET ON YER WRONG SIDE......HAHAHAHAHAHA.....WOULD I EVER....LOL.......WOT MAKES YA LAFF AND SMILE

Why do ya refer to yourself as a tart.....lmao....

Well...not the 'baking' kind of 'tart'...although I have been 'baked' many times in my life...

Oh, I donoo...maybe it's something to do with the way I behave or sumthin'.

...*flips up her skirt and sings...*an' if you don't like it...you can always BITE ME!

See, it all started when I was VERY young......I was SUCH a tart! Then I settled down & became a good girl.
Where was I? Oh yeah...then I decided to kick up my heels and have some MORE fun....you see, I use to be a Tart...& now I'm a Tart once again... That makes me a re-Tart!

I jusssss love you're brogue

so ya throw it about abit no harm in that hahahaha am a wee bit of a maself....like havin a laff
want me t e-mail ya sum
[email protected]

If you'd like...I can give you my Fan Mail Addy...the Powers That Be won't allow me to post my main addy...They must know sumthin' I don't know...

[email protected]

If/when you E- tag it h2g2 or it'll go into the trash...there's a VERY high spam detector on the fan addy.

right am gonna mail ya a laff rite now feel free t send me sum

Some WHAT???

I won't be around much more today...cheese and crackers...it's the week-end!! Need to rest up for later...

I shall watch for your E...Later!~~~~~~~~~

check ya mail....lol

You have a very, er, narrow window of humor, don'tcha?

wotcha mean didnt ya like the maildid ya laff at all
well ye never repliedfeel free to mail me....

Er, well...I'm not sure I'd be wantin' ya' ta' know my RL name.
The UK is on my list of where next to be.

you will have a good time in the uk
want more laffs in yer e-mail....

Well, I haven't really had many good ones of late.
If what you're sending is what people in your part of the World think is truely funny, I may skip the UK entirely.

why?................its fun.....is it not

Not so much.
To each his own