h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi,
well I must liv in old London (England), sorry couldnt resist the joke. sounds like you have a real nice place! I have to do with renting a room in a big house and paying far to much for it! never mind one day perhaps i will get a log cbin to!

nice to meet you by the way

Hello Viper!! Very nice to meet you...so far *wink* (I refuse to use the winky eye...it WAS my main smilie....then it became deformed...I wink at the weaker sex...alot, you know, men.)

I have lots of friends in and around London...the one in England..
There's also a 'London' Ohio, far to the South of me. They do all the forensisic testing on murders & such there. There are 3 'New Londons that I know of here in the States...but it does seems to perk interest in people hiking through these threads.

You RENT????? AAAHHHH-AAAAAHHHHH!!!
Sorry 'bout that...just had a flash-back to when I paid too much for too little.

So, Russia huh? Awsome! I think it would be a good idea to just pack your bags & go... what anyone says about where you want to journey. This is your life luv...your adventures belong to you! I love to travel!!! I like going to warm places. But that's just me...and I have found it's best to travel alone...that way you bring back no witnesses!
I've been many places...and here am I in COLD Ohio tossing logs onto the fire. *bangs head on key-pad*
THIS is what happens when you let others 'should on you'! I'd much rather be tooling around the globe...but nooooo I went and listened to a bunch of friends...so, here am I.

Why the name Viper? Are you lethal? Do you like snakes~~~~~?
Perhaps you've taken the name of the band? Too many questions?

If you'd like a 'vertual' adventure you are welcom to come aboard The Blood of the Zapodistas...I'm a ss...mostly in charge of the Ship'population & dragging men into dark corners to have my way with themWell, hope to E you around! Thanks for stopping by!

well you know how to you the smiles to your benefit! I will go to Russia once ive saved up. The trouble with the place is having to have everything set up and planned in advance due to visa restrictions, Visa's are date and place stamped for entry and exit.

I could just do the rest of europe, easy and cheep! I agree on going alone, can do your own thing with who where and when you want.

:D
Viper was a CB callsign I used as a kid, just stuck! probably got it from Top Gun, cant remember.

e-mail if you want:-
[email protected]

I'll E you one day when I haven't company. Off to the movies tonight... The fellows around here don't eem to like to dance.
To learn to use the smilies, just click onto anyone of them & you shall be transported to smilie world!!! (I kept a note pad next to MAC until I learned what I wnted...yes, it involved actual use of pen and paper. That's about all the time I have for 'shame'.
Oooo...Viper...I liked Viper...I also have the sound track in sheet music...I was going to have: 'Take My Breath Away' played at my wedding...but then I tossed the fellow out before I said I do.
Close call that... (I was just wondering if someone might have mentioned to you that I know Val Kilmer...?? Some of the, ahem,
'gentalmen' around here will use any ploy to meet a gal...) Of course...you might have stumbled upon that thread yourself...*looks at Viper carefully* You look like an honest chap...
shall I trust you then?
Later...

I dont use pen and paper, makes me come out in a rash! printing them is easyer!! Trust me if you dare, it could be fun!

so what your stats, e that if you profer, the address isnt my proper one its one i set up at yahoo in case I get millians of mails(i wish!)do the same if you dont want me to know yours(depens if you trust me.

If your near London are you going to the party next weekend?? could be fun

Well ive got more work to do, chat again soon

Viper

London? I've re-read what I put down, however,
I still don't see why you think I'll be in London? Never mind. I was invited to te meet...but...I tink I'll just leave 'that' but alone...

I have an addy for 'filtering' new friends...I don't check it very often
so, I'll give that to you & if you don't hear back for a bit, know I just haven't checked it out.
[email protected]
I'm not even sure that I'll be keeping that E addy much longer...I only check it once a week or so, & there's always more than 300
E's. Most are junk...but they've told me to either clean out the items or start paying for extra space! But I do get several E's each week from Internet friends. I stopped giving out my regular
addy as a couple men were telling me they knew where I lived, etc. and they would be coming here. One became a friend...then he wanted me to marry him...the other just plain scared me!!! So, if I'm a bit stand-offish, you'll know why.

So, are you going to the London meet? Friends have sent me pictures from varios meets & it looks like a blast!! I'd be afraid of my behavior if I were to go. I am a bit of a tart...so I stay away from drinking...I'm what you might call a 'cheap date'...a couple drinks & I'm a wild child!!!

Well...I've another thread I want to post on & then company for the day...E you around Viper.

Sorry forgot, wrong contry!! Its been a long day at work
So born again tart and you have a e-mail just for flerting

I will mail you when i get chance in tyhe next few days. I am hopeing to go to the meet, just depends if iam working or not!

so what you do? or is that a secret?

Well take it easy see you soon

Well, let's see...what do I do...
I let the dog out, then I let the dog in, then I let the dog out etc.

Oh I see you're asking about work!! Well, I'm a Clinical Hypnotherapist, a writer and a psychic. I don't mean to be psychic, I just am. It's quiet a bother really. But when a new shop opens, I always get a call to come do readings. Everything I do is fun! I don't think of any of it as 'work'. I even hate to charge money for any of it...but I've found that if a person doesn't pay, they feel it's not worth much...psychology, a long strange trip!

I see you've found Smilie Land!

Ink gives you a rash huh? Well gold & silver do the same to me!
Crap. I've got lovely things to wear, but then I have a rash for days! Something VERY non-ornamental about a rash!


I'm very busy just now...I've three books in the works, & reportrs interviewing me, TV specials being set up. I'm trying to get all this done before Summer, as I spend my time in my swimming pool all day & many nights. It's so cold here...the cats are walking across the pool. hahaha...last Winter one actually fell through & turned out to be a very good swimmer...

What do you do for a living? (if you have to kill me after telling me, just skip that question)

Looking forward to knowing you. Hope you're having fun on bbc/h2g2!!!

Iam on nights tonight so atleast there wont be anybody to bother me, its more relaxing even tough I dont get to bed until 8am!

I work in security at LegoLand a theam park, but I am applying to join the Police (better money). Your job sounds alot more fun than mine, the readings you do must be cool. Iam into Wicca, I do quite abit of meditation and stuff trying to unlock & access my super-consions (6th sence). Its been intresting although I managed to scare the out of myself the other day! I keep thinking thing & then they happen. Its nothing mager but a little concerning at first.

So what you write about? Try wearing stuff made from Tatanium, its styleish, in fassion (sort of) and looks rely good. It shouldnt give you a rash. platanum is another good one to try.

So whats the cat & dog called? i would love a pet but cant get one at the mo, may be soon. How old are you?

Im having fun although find some of the paths confusing, its like a maze.

back later

Viper

bbc/h2g2 like a maze? It is isn't it?
*trying to remember your questions w/o going back to the last page...*
My doberman's name is Belle...she's a blue doby...I've always had red ones & it's a first for a female...I did have Cassie, a Golden Retriever who could tell when someone was about to become ill. She was being trained as a police dog...but she wouldn't retrieve!!! She had no trouble whatsoever finding the drugs the police would hide...but then she would EAT them!!!
After three expensive trips to the vet, she was given to me. In the end it was drugs that killed her! I dropped a bottle of pain meds all over the floor & before I could even reach for them she ran in & licked them up. I didn't know how many she'd gotten...by the next day she was dying & had to be put down. She raised Belle for me
Precious is my 'store bought cat'...blue eyes, mostly white with patches of grey & tan...then a tabby tail!! I think perhaps her relatives didn't run very fast!!

LegoLand??? There's someone you must meet...he's in the Pub...Crossed Pourposses...(on my page)...His name is E. and he's a nut about legos!!! I'm sure he'd buy you all the you want! Every year I 'steal' a tree from the Queen Mum's Courtyard & put it up in the Pub & every year E decorates it with legos!
So, as you want to become a policeman...does that mean you'll be one of the cops that chase Pandora back to the Pub this year?

As for things that happen once you've thought of them...it's been my experience that it's not a 'power' it's a foreknowing...some truely think I have powers I always say, "Then why can't I even pick a lottery number?"
You're on the right path though...instead of trying to MAKE things happen...why not try to open yourself to all the possibilities that CAN happen?

You asked a lady her age!!!! *s over and kicks Viper on the shin * That'll teach ya'!! And without telling me your age! *tisk-tisk* Let's just say I'm more than likely older than you. The neighbor has guessed my age to be 28...her husband
took me out into the Sunlight...(like Maggie-May, the Sun really shows her age)...and he reported back that he believes me to be somewhere between 25-33... So, I may have been 'rode hard'...but never been put away wet...(an American saying for those who look rough around the edges)
Just yesterday I was asked how I stay so soft. I thought girls were 'sposed to feel soft?

Books....I'm writting a children's series...unicorns, magic & that sort of thing...I'm working on the START of a book with regard to a chap I met here who has emotional/mental difficulties...& one that I am relutant about...my life story. However, after much pleading from friends...I am finally writting it. I don't think my life has been all te remarkable...but others tell me differently. *sigh*
The one section will be for all those who know me to write what they want with regard to me.

Off to other threads for now....take care...

well i had writen a nice long letter but then managed to delete the who thing! probably coz iam relay tired & have been on the computer for far to long! .

I am working nights so I cant sleep, but I might go for a walk around the park to wake myself up a little

speak soon

will write again when awake

bye for now

Thank you for the rose.
I did the very same thing today!!!! I swear!!!! I sat and wrote a nice long E...I have no idea what I did...and poof...it was all gone.
I am computerly challenged I've had MAC since March 2000 & I don't even know how to copy & paste!!! Sad part is the instructions are somewhere inside MAC...there's also a DVD, CD & Fax inside...and if I don't learn to cpoy & paste...my book will be a mess!!! My own story is as I remember things...all chopped up. Too bad a blue piece of plastic is smarter than me.

It would be a really good idea if you got some rest.

Iam on a night shif again, I finish at 7 am then 3 days off! just what the doctor ordered!

I can go home and curl up in my nice little shoe box and go to sleep until sunday.

what you been up to today? ive been sleeping today, went into Windsor on my way to work, the queen wasnt in so i didnt go for a cup of tea today, my be tomorow.

hows the cut & paste comming along? its under edit, cant be that hard to find.

well off on my rounds again, will pop in next week, take it easy

V

...so sorry you missed the Royal tea...LOL!!
What day was it?? I'm not sure...do you happen to know what happened to yesterday?

Guess what???? I clicked onto edit....and THERE it WAS!!!! copy
cut...paste.....what does it all mean????? Also, when i looked at edit....the copy, etc. was shaded....that means I can't click on it. For a second there....thought we were on to something!!!

Today I fought in a paintballs war on the Blood Of The Zapodesta
...then I poked around in an all men's club...raised a few brows...
then I Hahahaha!!! The paintball thing was a trip!! Everyone must have pent up hostility!!! It was a battle!~ In RL I did have a paintball team....: F Troop....the flag was white with a blue hand flipping the bird with F TROOP stiched onto it. It began as a lark....I saw an ad in the paper to "come play Cross Fire"...so I called....two hunky brothers came over & told me all about it. I thought it was lame....but they DARED me to get a team together...Oooooooo...I take dares seriously!!! I called 11 close male friends & bingo....I had a 12 er, man team. The 1st time out was brutal!!! They slaughtered me!!!!! They all surrounded me & shot the hell outta' me!!! I was dripping with red paint!!! Then I got lost & ended up walking over 3 miles until I found the safety zone...as soon as I got back.....they stopped drinking beer & started another game!!!
That was rough!!!! But I got really good at it We even did a TV show.....there was a tourmament...600 men & 5 women!
Now, those are what I call Great Odds!!!!! We all were professional women....dr.s, shrinks...it was great fun. And I had sooooo many men wanting on F Troop...I had to start another team!! I remember the TV reporter asking why I was playing war....I said, "Now, really, where else am I going to be able to run around in the woods with 600 sweaty men?"
I have the perfect woods to have a paintball game...but I don't have a gun any longer. Ah well...it was great fun & I have lots of pictures!!!! They even took a picture of my breast...an idiot with a high power rifle shot me at close range...after I'd given up, as I was out of C02....and his gun was pumped to an illegal count!
I had to stop a whole buch of fellows from beating the outta' that guy....ten he said he was sorry, as I was walking out for the next game....I asked if he was sorry he's shot me? Or was he sorry everyone was mad at him....he said he was sorry everyone was mad at him... so....next game....I MADE them LET him play.....I climbed a tree by their flag....and when he got to it....I shot him repeatedly on the butt!!! He said, nice shot fella'....I sweetly said, "Thank you." He said, " It's that
ing chick!!!! !!!"
Okay....now you know my mean side....
Talk to you later.....get plenty of rest this week-end....I have a feeling you'll be needing it!

Sounds like you had a blast. I used to play the game a few years ago, but it was even with with men and women, they were all realy good shots some better than the men (they dont like to admit it though)

Highlight the sentence or work you want to copy (by holding down the left mouse button and dragging) then click on edit it wont be shaded then!

I ve just taken the week off so iam going to go and hide under a tree or something!

Well...now I know how I delete stuff...
Alright......after you drag.....what then? I mean drag to where?? ( iMacs don't have right & laeft clicks it's either one or two clicks...I had ahelluvatime trying to use a freinds 'puter...and here's the REALLY sad part...I knew more about her computer than did she!!! )

Paintball!!! YAY!!!!

Come on now...you'll not be hiding under a tree...you'll be a sharped dressed man out to have a long natty with the next Barbie that you find.

Don't do anything I woudn't do...Oooo that leaves room for nearly everything but petting snakes!!

sorry been under that tree I mentioned

Whats new with? ive had a very exciting week doing all except sleep & read! Bit of a waste but at least iam relaxed

weather has been prity strange over here, it keeps changing, but its not too cold & wintery, just wet & windy.

well speak again soon

V

Hello me ole' fruit type bat! Weather??? Now I KNOW you're British! Ours strange too...65 degrees last week, now a huge snow storm is on it's way in! Time to light the fire & kindle a man or two...

The other night my friend Trent brought his friend Chris over...turns out Chris is a friend from my teen years!!! I'm so happy! Chris has been back every night since. He's planning to make a nice English garden for me this Spring!
Poor Trent acted jealous! I called him on it too...told him to stop behaving that way, Chris & I were friends when Trent had to be in before the street lights came on.

I'm sitting here with wet hair wrapped in a towel...freezing...& burning, the space heater is too hot under my desk...but the top of me is like ice. Best try to leave a few posts & dry this long stuff
as best I can.

Glad to hear fron you...I thought that perhaps that tree had fallen on you! Oh, and just for the record...I don't believe there is such a thing as wasted time! If I believed THAT...Oooo, I'd probable want to give up my video games

Speak with you soon...be carefull when the snows return