h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi
How the bally-heck are you? Going to give yourself a name? Or can't be bothered.
Is this your bi-annual checkin?
Yep, still full of inane questions.
J.

hello b17

i think this would be a nice place to hit you with cups.



cannot be bothered to learn how to change name yet

i disappear periodically, it is in my nature

please ask most inane question you can think of

(maybe you get answer tomorrow)

Name change by clicking on the preferences button, then you can change back to classic Goo, iffen youse disnae likes t'alabaster

Most inane question? "What's that button for?"
Other questions: What have you been up to? How's life treating you?
Still being an insomniac I gather from your posting times?
Wish I was online at same time as you for more banal banter and cup dodging antics.

Nothing.

I have been loitering outside the workhouse door. I don't know if they let insomniacs in, though. Life is too kind to me. I feel embarassed.

Good question.

Well, there you go, a wish come true, just like that

If the button is for nothing, why is it there?

Still doing the same thing as this time last year? Or did you get that finished yet?
I miss all my old threads. Wish they would hurry up aand get them all moderated. So far they have managed back to beginning of Nov. last year. Only another 19 or so months worth to do. Assume that the further they go back, the less there will be to moderate as there were less people here, back then.
I also assume that you forgot your old page login etc.
You could drop me a line at my place if you fancy emailing.
*click on the face below the flying teacup. It's up to you, of course. Would be nice to catch up though *
Gotta go, later,
ciao.

A monk tried to meditate. Each time he tried, he was frightened by a spider. Finally, he approached his master. 'Master, each time I meditate, a spider appears and disturbs me.' The master drew a blotch of ink on his chest. The monk looked down and saw the spider.

I cannot find your email.

Please show.

On my page you will see 4 drop down boxes. Below this is a cup of tea that floats past. Below that, and above the 'Discuss This Entry' button, I allude to the fact that if you have any complaints or criticism about my page, then click on the ugly face button, if you hover over it, you will see that it is a hyperlink for sending me an email. So far nobody has used it. Feel free.

Because they couldn't find it!

*cup hurtles towards B-17*

*deftly dodges cup. I've been practicing *

It's deliberate Nobody in their right mind would hit a 'Yikes' button placed on somebodys page, just in case it did link thru to the Moderators. I am wicked sometimes.

You littleB-17!

Sometimes, GB, sometimes

Hi babe!

So what does the story mean?

???

I'm suggesting that the button appears in your mind, and that 'why questions' will only produce meaningful answers when applied to matters of human motivation.

The button is like the spider. Ignore it and it'll go away.

I agree
I don't see the Linda button now, unless I look for it.
Which I don't.
Ooh, look!


{hope there are no arachnaphobes in here}

Greetings oh learned one
How have you been? I am sure I am due you an email, to which end I shall endeavour to get one off to you on Friday, cos I'm now on the 12-hour shifts and that's the earliest i can get to it at the mo. Nice to see you online tho.

Anytime, B-17

hahahaha!

lil called you a tart in the atellier!

(not you GB - nice to have female company while humiliating B-17 )

no, i must stop. B-17 is nice enough, albeit in a rather strange nocturnal way....

unch now in GMT and about to cook...

toodle pip!

Lil calls me a tart, you liken me to a slug given a piece of lettuce, it's all the same to me.
Humiliate away, I have given up caring long since.