h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just thought I'd stop by... Have a mufflewhump!

Thank you After carrying you around London in my bag to protect you from the elements, I feel I should probably know you a little better (the curry stains were nothing to do with me though), have a and an

I thought the copy vopo had was laminated?

The element were conspiring against us that day, but luckily you had a wipe clean surface

Hm... So was 'I' decorated again, then?

I was a little concerned about your colour, you looked cyanotic but I was informed that was just some 'make-up' that had been applied to you in Scotland. The wipe clean surface came in handy as the pub was very cramped and there was food, drink, curry sauce, did you get a hangover the next day?

Nope

Yes, IIRC, the 'eyeshadow' was applied with a fruit pastille...

It's an interesting make-up tip with the added bonus that there's some extra calories there if you ever find yourself stranded with nothing to eat.

Hm... Quiet...

Shh, you'll wake the.... Sorry Is a little quiet. Pesky RL, pah!

I'm still here, honest, I'm just a little swamped with RL. It's not a nice place, it has big scary 3D images called people and they have to be communicated with without using a keyboard. It's a mad, mad place. Thank goodness for h2g2 s

Yes, and to get things, you need this stuff called 'money'...

Cripes! That must be where I've been going wrong. Why also do people not have a ready supply of any of the basics such as and s? I thought it was usual for there to be loads of the stuff, just hanging around waiting to be consumed.

Or baskets of mufflewhumps...

At this point, I kind of wish mufflewhumps worked IRL... *Then* I could get to the Pennsylvania meet no problem...

You could send me some mufflewhumps via courier and I'd make him open the box so I could count them before I signed for them Then I could go to the Pennsylvania meet too.

*sigh*

If only...

Heck, if they did work, I'd turn them into plane tickets to the UK, and Denmark, and The Netherlands, and Australia, and...

Long time no see!