h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I said what i thought in the guide entry im wrighting and if you feal you can help plese do http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F57153?thread=124562&latest=1 . Makeing the killers happy is a evel nasty thing to do but i wanteted to be on the good side of the nasty person on the bord . Sorry .

I really hope you read this, because I really feel you need to hear it.

You said: "Makeing the killers happy is a evel nasty thing to do but i wanteted to be on the good side of the nasty person on the bord ." (transcribed ad verbatim, hence the 'spelling')

So you believe that they should not be happy, but you wanted to be on the good side of the bad people? Can you say "hypocrisy"? Or is it merely that you were lying in order to provoke a reaction? Either way, it's a fantastic method of endearing yourself to people.

Or perhaps I'm being ironic.

During the "Thompson And Venables" thread you consistently advertised your own entry like some sort of flashing neon sign pinned to the side of a cheap motel. The fact that you feel it neccessary to post the advertisement again on my own personal page makes me consider becoming very angry indeed. For one it was completely unwarranted: I didn't show any interest in being told about your entry, nor had we spoken enough to have you presume I would be interested. For two I have posted already at the "Thompson And Venables" thread, which, given that you were already wholeheartedly stealing all the postings with which to plagiarise yourself a fully formed guide entry (and having read your entry I am now sure of your plagiaristic skills), I presumed you would have stolen anything I had to contribute anyway.

It's possible that my point of view might help your entry slightly (but as the Bulger case doesn't really interest me I doubt that it would), though I suspect that when you ask for help with writing an entry you really could do with asking help with writing altogether. Invest in a dictionary. Or simply run your postings through a spell-checker before submitting them. It's a sad fact for you that much of your insight may be completely wasted due to the fact that your lack of basic spelling and gammatical skills make legibility somewhat defunct. And I suppose I could contribute to your entry. But I find it curiously more amusing if I don't.

If I seem a little annoyed in this reply then *bing*, congratulations! You've just won The Apathetic's very own "I'm Not Sure That I Like You, And I Don't Think I'll Be Hanging Around To Find Out Either" award for outstanding contribution to raising my hackles.

Yes, this post is overly hostile. Yes, this post is somewhat irrational. No, I don't really care.

Have a wonderfully pleasant day.

The Apathetic.

Not relevant to this thread, but ... I like your style. Let me get you a virtual pint. Cheers!

t-jx01