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Hello there and welcome to h2g2 we are very friendly here and like to greet the newcomers so i thought i would say hi.
Look on the bright side if your life as hit rock bottom then the only way is up and as you have now found this great web site it as taken a turn for the better so remember if life gives you lemons use them to mug someone or is it make something with lemons.

Thanks for your reply. I think the Lemons and Mugging idea, is a very good one. I shall have to try that, assault with a deadly lemon. I noticed that you are called Timelord, and just thought I'd drop a Dr. Who nugget of info your way. Apparantly, the character Ace was based on my cousin. Both my cousin, and myself, new the guy who created Ace, and he found my cousin such a force to be reckoned with that he decided to base Ace around her. If I remember rightly, Ace came from Perivale, in London, as did my cousin. Strange, but apparantly true.

You had a cousin like ace and lived?
I have seen sophie once or twice she seemed nicer in person but we could not get an interview at the time as she would only agea to do ones set up by her agent (as the last time she did one for a fan-zine they sold it to a daily paper)
still she did seem nice.

Technically, not a cousin like Ace. More the inspiration for Ace. Apparantly, Ian, the Guy who created Ace, said that every time he saw my cousin, he'd ask

"Not got pregnant yet?" to which she usually told him to P*** Off. She was only around 14 or 15 at the time, and he was always amazed by how forthright she was. I haven't seen her for a few years though, so I don't know whether she's still like that. Haven't seen Ian either.