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Dark Suckers, not light bulbs (Part 1:)
Posted Apr 5, 2001
For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light. However, recent information proves otherwise. The bulbs don't emit light, they suck dark. Thus they now call these bulbs dark suckers. The dark sucker theory proves the existence of dark, that dark has a heavier mass than light, and is faster than light.
The basis of the dark sucker theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. Take for example, the dark suckers in the room where you are. There is less dark next to them than is elsewhere. The larger the dark sucker, the greater capacity to suck dark. Dark suckers in a parking lot have a much greater capacity than the ones in your room. As with all things, dark suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This is proven by the black spot on a full dark sucker. A candle is a primitive dark sucker. A new candle has a white wick. You will notice that after the first use the wick turns black, representing all of the dark which has been sucked into it. If you hold a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, the tip will turn black because it got caught in the path of the dark flowing into the candle. Unfortunately, these primitive dark suckers have a very limited range. There are also portable dark suckers. The bulbs in these can't handle all the dark by themselves, and must be aided by dark storage units. When the dark storage unit is full, it must either be emtied or replaced before the portable dark sucker can operate again.
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IBM vs Mac
Posted Mar 29, 2001
Have you ever noticed the war of IBM vs Mac? Why can't people make up there minds? I'll fish this later.
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