h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

huh, she just likes pretending to be evil

its just that shes so good sometimes

ok, by 'shes so good sometimes', did you mean good as in nice or good as in she pretends to be evil really effectively?

i meant shes evil very effectively

If you want sentences that are understandle on the first read I think you may need to go elsewhere soon, even the cat looks confused now

ok it seems we may have meeces

what? Is the not understanding to do with me being tired or you not explaining ( or possibly both)

Do you mean as in small rodent things cats chase or something else?

yup and yup small rodent-ey things, the dog was trying to catch something in the spare room yesterday and then we found a box of chocie biccies with the corner of the box nibled off. I dunno if the biccies had been got at as my dad threw them away.

You should have seen the size of the rat Max caught a couple of years ago.... *shudder* but just lay a couple of traps about and close the door to the room, stuff paper under the door however small the gap otherwise it WILL escape garunteed.

If you do that to all the rooms nearby eventually you catch it/them

Pesky things mice

*skim reads thread*

Well, I know what you were on about until it got really boring and then i just started scrolling...

Umm the dog smashed a big hole in the bottom of the door so we can't really bock it up. Also I quite like mice

smashed a hole? OK then....

No i quite like mice aswell, its just that they can be a pest sometimes, we've got these traps that catch them but dont kill them, then we just set them free in the fields

Unless ofcourse the cat gets to them first......... then its Judgement day for Mice

My cats are useless at catching mice...one of them always tries to make friends with it...

I'd have that one then

Mmmm, Although actaully Jacks cat is kinda stupid, he tries to catch things but then he gets bored about a seond later and runs off to pester someone for attention , so they always get away

Another of mine is too fat and fluffy to do anything...but she once accidentally cornered a mouse by sitting in front of the bookcase, it couldn't get out cos she was in the way...

oh dear thats pretty funny

She's huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge That Salami....where is she, anyways...*goes to look for her*

Somewhere warm i expect, Max (this being the cat) Keeps trying to sit on me/ the keyboard/ the nearest patch of wet paint/ The top of the cupboard where he wont jump down from

I found her outside in the sun...I think I may be revise outside whilst it still /is/ warm..