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Terry Pratchett could'nt write for toffee, because he prefers to write for the KGB

Post 181

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

It's just a shame you're not quite as attractive as me.


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Terry Pratchett could'nt write for toffee, because he prefers to write for the KGB

Post 182

F F Churchton

I don't believe such a thing could be possible for a second. I have charm, beauty and wit whereas you sir have the respectabilities of a Nazi Frenchman.


Terry Pratchett could'nt write for toffee, because he prefers to write for the KGB

Post 183

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

Charm, beauty and wit? Are they the names of cats?


smiley - cheers


Terry Pratchett could'nt write for toffee, because he prefers to write for the KGB

Post 184

F F Churchton

No, they're the names of me brothers who have the tendancy to kick people's heads in because of cheek like that.


Terry Pratchett could'nt write for toffee, because he prefers to write for the KGB

Post 185

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

Yes, how should I put this politely...members of my family died in the death camps of poland during the second world war.


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