h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Uh, about to go fetch a slice of pie my made; it has a happy face on it.

There was a crazy poor person who claimed that he was both a God and Satan today, at the train station, while I was waiting to get home. He laughed at his own jokes.

My mom made, I had meant.

Mmm, pie! Enjoy.

Well, maybe he was!

First he said that he was God, or like some kind of an emissary. That he was 35, and had a 15 Yr. old son, but then...
he said: ALL LIEs! !!! I am not 35, I am Satan, I am 34...
I do not have a fifteen year old son, and do not have 2 sisters, but have ten cousins, and put on an accent that sounded vaguely jamaican and had some permutations as he repeated himself, about having ten cousins, and then that, maybe he was 105.
Somebody said "How come you are still alive" and he said, Um I put a curse on him, you. and then when back into it a few more times, repeating a few words out of order.

*shakes his head in his hand*

Never talk to somebody who lols to jokes inside their own head, then tells them to other people, but it turns out not other people, that the conversation is to themself.

Sheesh.
Cherries. Both sour and sweet.
.
Yum yum yum.

Stoppit, you're making me hungry - and I've just *had* breakfast!

We have one like that who hangs around the train station - begs, but wears new clothes every day, sometimes changes 4x a day!

& also claimed to be a rapper, that he did not belong, to this, that, certain or the other ethnic group, and started over, wandering away, in his own voice again.

Lots of different crazy people downtown.

I'm just a biology-student.

*slouches leaning against a tree with something in his cheek and hands in pockets of coat*

I'm sorry.

Er...

People tell me that this makes me evil...
it was funny, this one lady... all these "you hafta vote, so sign here for prop. #blah,blah blah" type people, they come and try to beat you up over the head into joining these PAC things. <- stands for political action committees.

She says "You have to vote no on this thing... *det diih duh duh dum duh* over here, they are going to fund research on stem-cells, don't you feel that that is immoral?"

And I explained to her that I was a biologist (in-training).

She so very rapidly began at backpedaling... after the bit of a pause and reshifting of gears to try and take this *new information* into account.

It's fun to do that.

Here, some environmentalist group (I support that kind of thing in general, but they're annoying!) keeps popping up to ask "Do you have an alternative to oxygen?" - last time, I told them "Yes, we don't use it at home on Mars!"

My dad used to have a joke about dying of thirst in the Martian desert:
Ammon-ia! *p*ss* Ammonia!

That one's so dumb it's funny.

But I'm afraid I must go soon - I seldom get the chance to go for a run with the dog these days, so I'll use the current opportunity...

Er, I had meant.

People need to get their heads screwed on, leastaways a little bit better, before they go feeling a need to judge and cast down lifestyle change pronouncements, or advocate any sort of really profound philosophical-outlook-on-life types of changes.
My word...

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Those b@$7$@rd$.

<- I swear in a combination of bits of 1337 and symbols.
Punctuation helps fill in nice gaps.


If anyone is horrified by this, they are an overactive prude who will not be taken seriously in polite society, maybe.
You see, what is the point about going on about how 'proper' a thing is, if there is not also some sort of a "degree of tolerance" that goes along with it.
. <- x2

Ok.

It was fun posting with you.

Augh! 4AM?
???


Oh well. You know what I'm going to about to do... :

Sleep well, then

And don't 137 teh 1337 get you!

Um Yes'm.

Good night.

You're *still* up?

Watch out, or you'll turn into a

*um, grumble-grumble*
Or a badger.

Which is still better than a sausage or a rutebega.

Methinks you're pretty tired

today was Veteran's Day for over here?!
*realizes it.*

-_-; - oh, so that's why they hadn't let any of the doors into the science building unlocked.

.

I see.

Still a test on some computer programs that's going to be on Tuesday.

*feels like there is on his face*


Oh well, I'm ready to play Beta, to try and join my place as a part of cast and crew,- as soon as other people are ready & when the time is right.