h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*continues on going: "Blah, blah, blah..."*
Other people's eyes may water or a few may asphixiate if they neglect to remember to breath during the thorough monologue Thorn is engaged in... he does not quite notice and is shocked when they drop to the floor from out of their seats.

. "Oh my God I feel awful. So sorry."

Don't worry about it - it's actually quite relaxing, falling to the floor in a dead faint, when the alternative is worrying about that exam

*Checks pulse of the passed out people who he was accidentally lecturing at*

. "This is awful."

can you at least put in a softer floor?

Well, ... I can give you this pillow then.
Um,
*fluffs it a few times before setting it down*

A pillow, for me?

, yes. It really is the least [thing] that I can do,- in return for your having had to suffer through that really dry bit of stuff that I segwayed and tangented into for kind of longer than I had er,...
*loses the rest of what he was about to say*
Ooops.
Oh, lunch. I can be a little forgetful when I haven't eaten yet at about mealtime... um,- sometimes.

Good idea - I'm going out to hunt down a pizza, back in a bit!

Heh heh. Yep.

/+
*& eating*

I have another class to go to in about maybe half an hour though, so I might not be here then.
You know g2g and all of that.
Yep-yup. **

how long do you think it takes me to go pizza-hunting? I'm back already

Ah. Oh, I dunno.
Go off to the store and if you are at somewhere else...
*shrug*

That would be my inherent bias or a potential one.
I think I may have been using myself for a reference point.
Oops.

Our stores close either at six or eight, and I'm not coming all the way over to the US

Right.
hmm, yoou see... over where it is that I am coming from,-
The university where I go to is down town, and I get there via train... if I had to go, find a pizza, get home and cook it there, then eat and get back. . .

I just bought a ready-cooked one

Uni's about 2km from here, so I can choose to walk or take public transportation

Lucky you, that saves some time.
Speaking of which, I better get to quick and rapid use of the feet. Class is about to start soon.

Run away!

Yes, that being about roughly the idea or a good idea, yes.


*Is a bit late anyway.*
Oops. Oh well, so be it.

Well, best be off now I had.

What do they say in chatrooms sometimes, ttyl?
Yes, that- I think.
Hmm
*nods*

Dunno about chat room speak

See you then, have fun!

Thanks.
Yeah,
lol= laugh out loud
Some of the ruder things they have are
omfg & stfu but those wouldn't be as appropriate for here on h2g2 so I won't say what they stand for.
Hope I don't get modded for this.

( anyone lurking, you hear me? ?? Yes, it's only subliminal, you know? not actually going to say what it is that those two stand for, . )

<- Just in case.
*Shrug*
Nvm= nevermind.

See you then.