h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I feel as though there's something important I am forgetting.
Can't quite place what though.
Who or where for which reason.

I find that a bit annoying.

I wonder what it was.

i once got three times from the street back to my front door to check if i had it locked. all three times it was perfectly locked. two minutes after every checking, back on the street, i was having the same doubts again. finally i gave up and decided not to return for the fourth time.

what's your zodiac sign? i am pretty convinced, as sceptic as i am about zodiac signs, that Saggitariuses have serious problem with concentration.

Did you remember what it was, Thorn?

hey, don't make fun of my fellow Sagittarius! we are very nice personses!

As if I would dare?

that's right you wouldn't

On of my younger brothers is Sagittarian

i am sure he is a very nice guy.

They both are really...

both the same person? you're kidding me!

*slurping a sip*

No, you are getting them mixed up with the Prof


*watches a drip under the cup*



Oh!... I have two brothers and one sister. I am the eldest


What about you?

only one big small sister. or maybe i should say small big sister anyway, a perfect sister. i am quite pleased with her. she behaves!

*giggles*

I'm glad you're please with her.

hope she's not somewhere nearby. ing.

*crawling slowly through the bushes*

i might get a unexpected slap on the neck, if i don't pay attention

well, you know what they say - stick to your siblings.

*crawls through the undergrowth*


Who says that?



*gets hair snagged in the bushes*

'snot funny



*prods you with a long proddy stick*

ouch! *rubbing his back*

*giggles*


It didn't hurt that much

as if you could know