h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just saw your arrival, and noticed you are being very quiet.. For some ideas on "how to write the wrong things and get people to notice " see my homepage.
Presumably if you've been here for 4 weeks, you've got the "click on the name" bit sorted out.
If you're going through one of those difficult "second entry" phases, perhaps some ideas from the other side of the pond might help.
(a) The hitchhikers guide to small towns in (insert location) whether they have a McDonalds or not. My small town is just about to be dragged, reluctantly, into the modern era by having it's own McDonalds opened. This is at a time when nobody is sure about eating any sort of meat, never mind ground up beef.
(b) Ashley is a nice name to be called, and this is why.....
(c) Being 19 in a small town in (insert as required) isn't too bad as long as you ..............
(d) Wierd Al is one of my heroes because he can..........We've heard his stuff over here as well, but would like to here why he's important to you. Does he have his own towel?
() Who is that David that you mentioned, my name is David too, but I don't think I've heard of that one

Anyway, you are here and that's all that matters.
If you want to just browse, browse...
There's a girl in Boston,(Miaow Kitty) is worth a visit if you see her on the "who'se online" page.
Just took too long on the old composition front and got disconnected from the phone line, so here's hoping I don't have to start again

...Now if I highlight "preview" and press