h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi there and welcome to The Hitch Hikes Guide Regular Lurker ... My name is Greebo T. Cat, and me is an Assistant Community Editior here at H2G2. If you need any help then ask away, me will try to help all me can.

Here is a handy link to a page me wrote for new researchers to the guide such as yourself, it has several links to parts of the guide that you might like to visit. So if you have the time, why not pop over to http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A517286

It seems from your researcher name that you have been lurking around the guide for some time... ~grin~... or is it just something of a hobby of yours... ~bigger grin~... keeeping out of site, in the background of things... ready to pounce... even your homepage has a look of big brother is watching you... very effective it is too...

Me hopes you have fun here at the guide...you seem to be someone who enjoys themselves...

Hugs, Greebs... xx

'gives cat '
'lurks at link'

~Greebo polishes off the doughnut with relish... (er... thats the greatly enjoyed relish... not the thing you add to something to not improve the flavour relish... if you see what me means... Greebo scratches her head in a puzzled way~...

Oh well me enjoyed the doughnut anyway...

~Greebo looks around for another~

Me likes you... me could grow to like you a lot... ~hint... wink~

Go on... me knows you want to give me another doughnut... ~grin~... oh and if a cold glass of milk is going begging... me never says no...

Greebs.. xx

«milk»


RL

Oh wow... 2 doughnuts AND a glass of milk... is this cat heaven me wonders... ~grin~

Hi there snd welcome to h2g2 i see that you are in good hands (or should that be paws) but thought that i would say hello anyway.
If you think that you might need help with anything just reply to this message.

Hi TIMELORD.
Would you like a too, or shall we let the have it?

RL

Thank you.

Thank you.

~Greebo grabs the doughnut and eats it~

Now TIMELORD... ~Greebo regards her friend sternly~... tis good to share is it not????

Would you like another one?

HEY!!!... one rule of h2g2 is never to offer a doughnut to an arange and black cat with a fantasticly cute grin and false claws... ~grin~... you just give them to her....

Now now...

Hi again I see that you have made a friend for life by feeding greebo shes a nice friend to have.

~Greebo rolls over onto her back and waves all four paws in the air...~ Timelord is so nice isn't he... ~grin~

You both seems to be very nice!

Here, Greebo, catch!

'throws through the air'

'whispers to TIMELORD'
Anything I can offer you, that won't snatch? ?

~Greebo gobbles the doughnuts... and looks at the beer in disgust...~