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Researcher 219460 Started conversation Feb 20, 2003
Get off now talk to you later 
Zero. Oh yeah here is another quote "my mentally fantasy is an interwoven totally real reality past Acid blasten me past Acid madhaden while asking me what was the last verse that just pastedddd me rewind the chalisee to flip a true falahsee to deepen my sprirtuality, by Vodoo. ya Bath's from Zero cool cool=
To bab's/bath
digitol_dezire Posted Feb 20, 2003
What do you call a man with no feet?
Neil
What do you call a swimmer with no arms or legs?
Bob
What do you call an old man with too much fore-skin?
Graham
What do you call a really small woman?
Dot
What do you call an epileptic with bad eyesight?
Popeye
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What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug
What do you call a man without a spade in his head?
Douglas
What do you call a man with badly damaged legs?
Rodney
What do you call a woman who drinks too much coffee?
Cathy
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff
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What do you call with a car on his head?
Jack
What do you call a man in a bush?
Russell
What do you call a man who comes through your letterbox? ?
Bill
What do you call a man who comes through a student letterbox?
Grant
What do you call a man pouring water into a jug?
Phil
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What do you call a man with a raincoat
Mac
What do you call a man with a large raincoat
Big Mac
What do you call a man with lots of raincoats
Max
What do you call a man with two raincoats in a cemetery?
Max Bygraves!
What do you call someone drilling holes in a piece of wood?
Boring
To bab's/bath
digitol_dezire Posted Feb 20, 2003
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Two Aerials meet on a roof fall in love get
Married the ceremony was rubbish
but the Reception was Brilliant.
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What do Eskimos get if they sit on the ice for too long?
Polaroids
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What's pink, wrinkly and smells of wee.
Old people
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What's big and white and sits at the end of the bed
taking the p|ss out of old people?
A dialysis machine
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Two cannibals eating a victim. One says to the other
'How are you doing?',
he replies 'I'm having a ball!'
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Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry
growing out of his arss.
Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it'
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A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only
clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
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Whats green and yellow and goes red at the
flick of a switch?
A frog in a liquidizer.
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What have Rolex watches got in common
with David Beckham?
They both come in a Posh box. 
To bab's/bath
Researcher 219460 Posted Feb 25, 2003
Stop by to write hi bab's. Tu-Toe-Re-Boa, Na-lim-2. Love ya From Zero The work you have been doing is excellent. From 
To bab's/bath
Researcher 219460 Posted Feb 26, 2003
T-Ne-Ah-re-Ju-nee-Na-2-Oso
Tu-Toe-Re-Boa
From Zero
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