h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So err, what exactly do you do at h2g2 Towers? (Aside from being trod upon by the charming Peta!)
Just curious!!

I'm a hot shot young gun codeslinger...
mainly C++ but also a spot of perl and html,
maybe some Java at some point too.
I could tell you exactly what I'm working on,
but then I'd have to put sweetcorn in your
trousers and feed you to a walrus.

Well, at least you've got the h2g2 Towers threatening anybody who questions what's in the works bit down! Well done!! I look forward to being confused by you another time...

I'm not that confusing am me?
you have to excuse me if it sounds = me.start("to talk as if in code") {@any(point)} // just can't stop coding...

nice to meet you anyway
you're the first actual user I've talked to and I might
even be tempted to speak to more of you!
(not more that there is more than one of you, other users
I mean).

take it easy.....

Easily taking it...

*Curls up in a corner, nibbling a stray kernel of sweetcorn and watches*

Again, I am amazed a the amount of love that Nonymouse receives!!

any animals get unconditional love from me

Really? I've never been able to give my love to a giant sewer rat... is it just me?

awww but they're just so cute!
how can you not love a sewer rat?
And they're furry and bouncy as well... they're easy to love...
I sometimes have to have a lengthy conversation with a dung-beetle
before I realise how much I love them.

*twiches an ear* oooo.. wight der, yeah... Ahhhhhhh...

no... sorry... I just don't think they're loveable... now cockroaches are another story completely!

*twitches nosie*

*wonders where in the heck that nosie came from*